Luke

ugly boiz who smoke when they r unborn because they are so hard and cool rawr Xd they also act up to everyone and r prostitute strippers who want 2 fuck for some bling bling when they flex their fokn club penguin wristband. never be like a luke! they are also huuuuge virgins like yikeys

Luke: Hey peng tings, check this out. I got the exclusive copy of The My Little Pony Movie, cool, right? Don't even say it, I know I'm so amazing. Let's fuck.
*woman have left the chat*
Luke's Mother: Oh Lukey boy, stop playing around! You're my little gorgeous boy.
Luke: Thank u mummy
Luke's Grandmother: haha ur so funny my sweet angel cake
Luke: Thank u grandmama

by suckmansdick January 13, 2019

Luke

Gay Britsh dude who asks out girls, and had a toothpick size dick.

Luke bend down so I can penetrate u

by TheBigBoyMaster July 10, 2016

Luke

A person which is always second best to Jeeves and is not ashamed to let everyone know his penis is the size of a cocktail sausage

That guy is such a Luke

by AfcJeeves July 6, 2015

Luke

A penguin loving tall blonde breadstick

im trying so hard to stay in my lane but that breadstick luke didnt shave his beard

I know right, i love my kitty lane but holy moly that beard makes him look like 25

I wasnt ready

by clubmgcs September 21, 2015

luke

A person who will always be there for you no matter what, who's loveing, careing, cute, protective, smart, ect. who would do anything for you, who'd give you whatever you want. Luke is someone that will make you smile and laugh even when your not in the mood. Hes out going, & can be shy at first but doesnt really show it then becomes his complete self around you once your around a while, and you'll love it when he becomes him self. He'll do anything you wanna do even if he doesnt like doing it, he'll do it cause it makes you happy and he loves seeing a smile on your face, he can get an attitude and sometimes think that hes not wrong but in the end he realizes what he did and he says sorry in the best way that he can and wont stop till you know hes sorry. His blue eyes make you lose yourself when you look into them, their like WOW.! his smile is georgeouse and youd wanna do anything you can to keep that smile on his face, he is an amazing boyfriend and awesome friend to, if you have a luke make sure to hold on tightly and never let go cause a luke is the bestest thing anyone can ask for & deserves the best.

someone- Whos that awesome, amazing, cool blued eyed cutie with the awesome smile

you- that'd be luke (:

by eukl August 20, 2011

Luking

A verb used to describe the action of beating a game with the maximum amount of efficiency and ease, normally done by annoying fat people who wanna look cool for progressing quickly. Luking involves using exploits and gimmicks in order to progress faster and cheat the game. Someone who lukes thinks: "if its in the game the developers intended for players to use it". A practitioner of luking has a flawed mindset of spending all their energy on a game just to feel accepted and beat the game faster than their friends, when in reality no one cares. No one likes people who luke.

Person 1: yeah I totally just luked that game.
Person 2: how so?
Person 1: I just beat botw in under an hour bro i'm so cool.
Person 2: How do you get any enjoyment from that?
Person 1: well, I used cheats and hacks to complete the game quickly and it was super fun.
Person 2: Dude that is messed up bro stop luking.

Person 1: Don't care didn't ask lol.

by Dinkygoo March 21, 2020

Luking

To "Luke" someone/something is to repeatedly stand in front of the person (or thing) when you are in a conversation with somebody.

"Dude, this guy came out of nowhere and is now standing right in front of me"
"He's Luking you"

by KrayKrayKray August 21, 2013