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Drunk octopus that wants to love you 

A mystical creature that has 8 moving appendages that may look askew, but wants nothing more than to love you. Likely not inebriated but sweet enough to be made of macaroons.
"So _______ and I were getting really excited one night and we started to take off each other's clothes, that is when I realized he was a Drunk octopus that wants to love you!"

girl: Hey _______, come over here...

drunk octopus that wants to love you: okay... (wiggles ears.... licks lips... wiggles nose... walks over to girl, takes off her clothes... wiggles 8th appendage)

you're my brother, I love you 

When you're having a heated fight with the clone of your brother, you should let him know you love him.
"Shiro, please. You're my brother, I love you."

I Love You

Three words people don’t even mean they use it to hurt you in the future they say it for the fun of it and don’t really mean it 🙄I love you is something that will stay with you forever and never leave your heart
John: I love you Suzan

Suzan: I love you too

John 3 weeks later I hate you

Suzan: I actually loved you
I Love You by Kyleigh nicole October 21, 2018

I Love You

It means Beta love Katelynn more.
Katelynn- “I love you

Beta- “I love you more
I Love You by Beta_Rose April 30, 2020

I Love You

A Phrase That A Person Who Truly Loves You Would Say To Get You To Be Their Mate, Or Something That Your Everyday Billy The Fuckboy Would Say To Get Laid
Person-*sad noises*
Billy-You Look Lovely Today.I Love You~
That Kid In The Back-There he goes again.

I love you

A lie that boys tell a girl when all they wanna do is hit and quit....
Dick: I love you Kayla
Kayla: I love you too
Bob: do u really love her?

Dick: nah I just wanna hiy
I love you by LmaoooNicky March 7, 2017