Seat lock

When you sit down, you call seat lock so when you get up, someone can not take your seat.

You can’t take my seat I called seat lock.

by @yung._.princee May 31, 2018

Piss Lock

When you have been sat down for ages and really need to piss. If you get up, you will relieve pressure on your bladder causing you to wet yourself, but if you stay sat down you will eventually piss your pants anyway. This paradox is known as Piss Lock. There is no know solution that doesn't result in piss everywhere.

Piss Lock was first discovered during a 5 hour League of Legends marathon.

"Guys I can't get up I've got Piss Lock"

by DatJackieB November 18, 2019

Lock Leg

After a man jerks off his legs lock up in a fully flexed position. When experiencing this it is hard for a man to move his legs after.

Example: walking, running, sitting

Mom: John do the dishes
John: I would but I cant get up I have lock leg

by Lock Leg November 3, 2020

Wizard Lock

Very long pubic hair that turns into dread locks.

'Did you eat her out?' 'Fuck no she had Wizard Locks!'

by legendarydoiche September 9, 2011

lock back

A lock back is a small knife that locks into place. Usually referred to by neds.

"hawd oan tae a get ma lock back oot, am goona doo this clown"

by opy March 23, 2005

labia locked

when a female, in pursuit of a male to mate with, experiences interference from another female ergo eliminating all chances of getting some.

"Damn, blair waldorf just labia locked serena van der woodsen!"

by TheKidsThatDoWork April 23, 2009

Baby Locked

When a woman tricks a man into getting herself pregnant on purpose, for the soul solution of never being dumped by the man, who is then on "Baby Locked" and committed.

"Hey did you hear what Robyn has done to James? She's got the poor sucker Baby Locked."
"Aaah man that sucks, guess we won't be seeing much of him out anymore"

by Capn Webshta December 20, 2009