Colonel Lingus

N. A man who hides and constructs his work down in a bush or low brush. His work is tedious and usually unsanitary by means of odor. He lifts his head every so often to look for a satisfactory facial expression from his client and or onlookers.

Shhh, Colonel Lingus is deep in his work!

by L. Gooney January 18, 2006

Lindsay Lohan

A talented actress, lousy singer who was once very beautiful, but now is skinny and nasty with dried-up blonde hair that looks like the bristles on a broom. Once idolized Paris Hilton, but now hates her for stealing Mary-Kate's "man". A stupid whore that I used to like until she got a big head after starring in "Freaky Friday".

Bouncer: "You can't get in the club"

Lindsay:"Do you KNOW who I am??!!!" I'm Lindsay Lohan from "Freaky Friday"!!

by fags-in-the-shower April 9, 2006

Lindsay Lohan

A cute talented actress but bad singer who is nice but shows a lil bit too much of her body that needs to get a few pounds back on it.

You need to eat or you'll turn into a Lindsay.

by xcookiex July 28, 2005

cut lines

THE hottest thing in the world.
The "arrows" pointing down from a guys torso.
The musle cuts on the hips of a guy points you in the right direction!

"DAAAAMN look at those cut lines on Frankys hips!"

"Oh I know! their pointing me in the RIGHT DIRECTION!"

by Bonqueshia April 3, 2008

fuck me lines

The v-shaped lines marking the lower abdomen of a man's body, considered sexually appealing.

Did you see him with his shirt off? He had 6-pack abs and fuck me lines. He's so hot. I'd do him.

by coip20 June 7, 2011

hard lines

means the same as "tough luck" or "bad luck!"

Woman: "How'd you get on with the driving test?"
Man: "I failed"
Woman: "aww, hard lines!"

by susa August 4, 2007

Lindsay LoMan

Super-rich non-celebrity guy that dates famous socialites (such as Lindsay Lohan). You've seen him in the tabloids...one week he's engaged to Paris Hilton, next week he's gotten an Olsen twin pregnant, week after that he's courting some other rich-for-no-reason waif.

Examples include Stavros Niarchos, Brandon Davis, Rick Salomon, Paris Lastis, Adam Goldstein and every other restaurant/oil/greek shipping heir on the planet that regularly dates Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Nicole Ritchie, Kim Kardashian, and/or the Olsen twins.

"Did you see Nicole Ritchie's new Lindsay LoMan on the cover of US magazine? Wasn't he with Paris Hilton in last month's issue? I smell a catfight!"

by stenzo. September 24, 2007