landon king 

This is the act of acting gay in front of girls but later getting in there pants.

Shaun said " dude stop doing a Landon King"

landon king by Happysnap November 23, 2016

Landon Middle school

Landon:there is a lot of mexican people.
There is some bad ass bitches.Vsco girls,fuck boys. You know all mixed. They do tiktoks everywhere

Selena:Lets make a tiktok in the library or Landon Middle school or the bathroom before we get caught

Nallely:ok imma get like 100 like in a video
Amy:ight im in
Dasani:wtf nooo yall some weirdos
All rest of them girls..:lets goo

Landon Middle school by Yayaysyahsidhd November 21, 2019

landon guy 

The only ass that a Landon Guy gets is the ass of his fellow MALE peer. Why would u go to a all boy school if u like girls, cuz ur a homo and a faggot. Landon Guys have huge, gay orgies in their locker rooms after lax games.

landon guys are faggots.

landon guy by landon sux dick March 11, 2005

landon james

landon is the most amazing person you will ever meet in your entire life. he is the nicest, most caring, and talented person ever. landon is very loyal and is always there when you need him.

He reminds me of a Landon James, extremely caring!

landon james by craig the popsicle January 5, 2019

Landon Laxers 

These are prob the coolest guys in MD.....not. There the biggest fags who think they are worshiped by everyone.

Laxer: Wow im a God, i can get anyone i want to..but i prefer guys.

Landon Laxers by John December 5, 2004

Landon School 

So basically, Landon is a 4-12 school that plays in the IAC for athletics. They try to compete with superior schools like Georgetown Prep and Gonzaga but fail miserably. Landon is known as a homosexual school, for rich people. Landon kids think they are from the hood when in reality their parents go to 3 country clubs, own 6 cars and live in a 20 million dollar mansion. Landon kids are also known for beating and abusing women, they also think it is okay to do that. Overall, if you go to landon your future is going to be in prison or working as a low level accountant that makes less than minimum wage.

Female: SOME Landon School GUY RAPED ME!!
Landon Kid: You’ll be fine don’t worry

Landon School by Duvraj Alahamine June 4, 2020

landon-typical boy 

yea they are hot as shit, but they are assholes too. they use girls like its their job but the girls dont seem to do anything about it. they just fall on their knees and give them head whenever they want it. landon guys are such players and all they know how to do is get boned and play lacrosse. the only problem with them getting head is that they have small dicks. they convince themselves that they have big cocks which is why at sleep overs they compare their dick sizes...hhmmmm

Landon Guy: My penis is fucking huge...let me just whip it out
Random Girl: EWWW!! that thing is tiny...is it a chode??!

landon-typical boy by we know your little secrets boys January 3, 2005