Landon

f-boy with tiny peen, looks like blonde lord farquaad

ayo is that landon

balls

by Bitch Identifier October 28, 2021

Landon

Most Landon’s usually smell good but the Landon I know smells BAD, like super stinky. Once you walk into Landons room (the one I know) you instantly want to walk out and leave the area, his room mainly smells like cheese and farts. (Rip that chair)

Someone: dude have you been in Landons room ?
Someone 2: no why?
Someone: IT STINKS BAD

by JazzRatazz October 29, 2021

Landon

Landon likes to go to a hotel room a lot even though he has the tiniest cock he will always yell while playing video games

Hey what happened last night I went to the hotel room with landon

by Ariaiaiaiai October 30, 2021

Landon

A twig ridden, very narrow minded individual, also commonly referred to as a chode.

Wow look over there it’s a Landon!

by Stealyourmommy69 July 25, 2021

Landon

A sweet guy that will send shivers down your spine if he laughs and has a giant DI- heart and will always fu- care for you

Y/n: I think I met a Landon
Person: no way those guys are rare

by Thiccqueen@perfect August 6, 2021

Landon

Very cool guy and Pippa likes him

“Pippa walks in”

Pippa- Hi Landon

Landon- stay away from me

by Epic gay boi August 6, 2021

Landon

The type of kid to get girls anytime anywhere. Has the best face and can strike even the cutest of girls. Also all girls named Pippa love him.

Pippa walks in
Landon: hey
Pippa: heyyyyyy
“Dies cause Landon is too hot”

by Epic gay boi August 7, 2021