A small midget that has small fingers and is chronically depressed. His virginity was taken from his uncle at the age of 5 and continues to rape 5 year olds with his tiny dick.
Louis is Gay
by ArticBlade14 September 2, 2018
Get the Louismug. Louis Turner is a phrase used in north wales to describe a boy who flexes his muscles to much. Claims to get bare girls but is clapped. Resembles a skinny and lanky minecraft skin as his jaw is precisely constructed at 90 degree angles. In short Turk he is a clapped fuck and flexes more than Ben Corbett stutters
by BigBoyMilesJones October 27, 2019
Get the Louis Turnermug. Can you believe what Nathan did? He Louis C.K.’d Maggie and she didn’t say anything about it for 10 years.
by jerseymike99 April 20, 2018
Get the Louis C.K.mug. should stop having so much sex, especially with girls that may have certain diseases. there's a girl out there, that is perfect for him and he should start seeking her. also everyone knows how big it is louis!
by Petey Turban February 10, 2010
Get the louis dixmug. “Omg Becky look at that girl she totally has a Louis Futon!”
“What’s a Louis Futon?”
“A fake Louis bag DUHHH”
“What’s a Louis Futon?”
“A fake Louis bag DUHHH”
by princessalik November 2, 2019
Get the Louis Futonmug. A flour munching minecrafter, in a relationship called Devouis and is only allowed one calorie per day
by xPhil32x May 22, 2017
Get the louis nanglemug. Surreptitiously standing behind someone and pretending to jerk off with the intent to startle, gross out, or annoy them. The Louis CKer should perform this act either by whispering nonsense things in a seductive tone (think David Banner’s “The Whisper Song”) or by making as much noise as possible to indicate you are jerking off (nylon pants or a windbreaker would be excellent for this).
Husband behind wife , “How’s it going hun?”
Wife reading on couch, “Great just reading”
Husband while violently ruffling his pants, “You look fucking gorgeous babe”
Wife turns around and says, “what’s that sound-Oh my god what are you doing?”
Husband, “Haha got you, you have been Louis CKed!”
Wife reading on couch, “Great just reading”
Husband while violently ruffling his pants, “You look fucking gorgeous babe”
Wife turns around and says, “what’s that sound-Oh my god what are you doing?”
Husband, “Haha got you, you have been Louis CKed!”
by ErryDayIamLouieC.K.ing November 11, 2017
Get the Louis CKedmug.