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friend lock

n. The situation in which a man waits too long to ask a girl out and she moves on to another guy, putting him in an immoveable friendship. This situation is almost always permanent.
J- "Hey man you've been looking upset lately. Did something happen with Katie?'

T- "No man, and that's the problem. I'm on friend lock!"
by Rock-ME-Hardplace March 6, 2010
mugGet the friend lockmug.

Tiger Lock

to enable the automatic locking device in your cell phone so your swedish wifey cant find the list of ho's you been dialing up for some side action
tiger lock

holmes: i left my cell at home, shit. I hope my lady dont find it.

smith; you need the the tiger lock. after 10 minutes with no action, the phone locks, like fort knox.

holmes; awesome
by oilcan905 April 6, 2010
mugGet the Tiger Lockmug.

Seat lock

When you sit down, you call seat lock so when you get up, someone can not take your seat.
You can’t take my seat I called seat lock.
by @yung._.princee May 31, 2018
mugGet the Seat lockmug.

Wizard Lock

Very long pubic hair that turns into dread locks.
'Did you eat her out?' 'Fuck no she had Wizard Locks!'
by legendarydoiche September 9, 2011
mugGet the Wizard Lockmug.

lock back

A lock back is a small knife that locks into place. Usually referred to by neds.
"hawd oan tae a get ma lock back oot, am goona doo this clown"
by opy March 23, 2005
mugGet the lock backmug.

Baby Locked

When a woman tricks a man into getting herself pregnant on purpose, for the soul solution of never being dumped by the man, who is then on "Baby Locked" and committed.
"Hey did you hear what Robyn has done to James? She's got the poor sucker Baby Locked."
"Aaah man that sucks, guess we won't be seeing much of him out anymore"
by Capn Webshta December 20, 2009
mugGet the Baby Lockedmug.

labia locked

when a female, in pursuit of a male to mate with, experiences interference from another female ergo eliminating all chances of getting some.
by TheKidsThatDoWork April 23, 2009
mugGet the labia lockedmug.

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