Cheeky Lobster

A male who spreads genital herpes to other men through ass to mouth contact.

I got this shit on my lips because of Phillip that cheeky lobster!

by Meistro bojango November 1, 2016

First Lobster

The act of pinching a man's nipples whilst performing a deep throat oral act.

Her first lobster left me raw

by lionbolo May 11, 2014

lobster biscuit

Another word for an A-1 prestine vagina

Damn Brittany ,that lobster biscuit is so juicy and tight .

by LDB863 January 7, 2018

lobster pulp

A really cool sounding... two words.

Wanna know a really cool sounding two words? Lobster Pulp! You fucking ass fuck! Mike be's gay.

by Bob Balls August 27, 2004

lobster penis

a condition characterized by having a large, red weewee

Golly gee,Jean,you have a lobster penis!

by Rakestraw August 7, 2006

rock lobster

what retarded people think is just a song by the B-52's. It's a boner!

I will fuck you with my rock lobster.

by BettaThanYou May 12, 2008

Lobster Volleyball

When the players on a volleyball team get so into the game that they turn red like lobsters.

*Watching volleyball game* "Dude is that gleek???" "Hehe Lobster Volleyball" "The more he plays, the redder he gets!" "He's a human lobster!"

by Bradley Countay October 7, 2010