Live Load

When you have to run to the bathroom so bad because the shit inside you is moving.

Henry, I gotta go to the bathroom. I've got a live load. Is there a door open?

by Cattard July 26, 2019

r-load

When you are reloading on an FPS and have no time to tell someone that you are reloading then a time saving mechanism would be to say r-load. Even though reload is the exact same amount of syllables as r-load i can assure you that it is much faster to say.

This technique is also used on the word grenade to make r-nade.

The word stems from r-tard which is used on the famous episode of southpark "Make love, not Warcraft"

-Shoot him you prick!
Am fucking r-loading!

by solomonf January 11, 2009

Fisherman’s Load

When you catch a large amount of fish out at sea on a fishing boat, one must grab one of the fish and use the fish slime as a lubricant. You then bust a nut into the ocean. This is known as Fishermans Load.

Jakub Chickowski: Guys! I jut caught a bunch of fish!

Lennon Vipond: Yes! Now we can perform Fisherman’s Load

by Grant Hansen July 2, 2018

load hoagie

A hoagie roll full of a man’s love nectar. May include other meats and cheeses.

I fed that whore a load hoagie. She loved it.

by Jazzy MacJizz November 13, 2017

Big load

Jenny was giving me such good head last night that her huge tits made me cum a big load all over her.

I cummed a big load on her tits

by Hellotoallthepeopleoutthere November 6, 2022

loaded skins

A tasty jacket potato snack

or
When you've neglected to wash your cock for a few days and you get that build up of smegma in the foreskin.

Haven't had a bath and now I've got some tasty loaded skins.

by darrylx2002 March 18, 2017

Super load

When you take the world's first 10 foot high poo and you sit on it like a throne therefore sinking in feces.

Yo dude i just took a huge Super Load.
How'd you get out?
I had to eat my way through.

by A person on the internet November 13, 2017