Drawing Tits on Lightning McQueen

To take the easy way out, particularly by using humor to shy away from reality or vulnerability.

“I want to create serious and introspective art, but I keep drawing tits on Lightning McQueen.”

by good egg June 27, 2024

Lightning McQueen

🟥🟥⬜⬜🟥🟥🟥🟥⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
🟨🟥🟥🟥⬜⬜⬜⬜🟥⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
🟨🟨🟦🟥⬜🟦⬜🟦⬜🟥⬜⬜⬜⬜
🟥🟨🟨🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥⬜
⬛🟥🟨⬛⬛🟥🟥🟨🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟨
⬛🟥🟥⬛⬜⬛🟥🟥⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜🟥
⬛⬛⬜⬛⬜⬛🟥🟥🟥⬜⬜⬜🟥⬛
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥⬛⬛

Lightning McQueen: Float like a Cadillac, sting like a bimmer

by EMD F59PHI December 16, 2024

Geese Lightning

A slang name for somebody who experiences road rage and thus frequently honks at other people and drivers.

*(Derived from Greese Lightning, the name of the car in the 1978 film Greece.)

1: "Get off the road!" *beeps horn* *Honk, honk, honk
2: Calm down Geese Lightning!

by BromineQueen June 13, 2022

Mexican Lightning Rod

1. Have your partner eat and swallow a chili pepper, Jalapeno, Habanero, Ghost chili etc.
2. Have them perform oral sex.
3. At the moment of climax, have them us a stun gun to "taze" your taint.

Last night I had my wife give me a Mexican Lightning Rod, needless to say the pain of having my penis on fire from the chilies and the shock of the electricity through my taint to my prostate was an experience I will not soon forget.

by PhallusDestructus June 3, 2021

Ride the Lightning

The act of vigorously stroking your partner's penis between two rubber balloons until his pubes stand on end before stopping and quickly sitting on the charged penis which first shocks the outer edges of the orifice before being buried deep inside.

Man 1: I finally made my girl ride the lightning last night?

Man 2: You executed her?

Man 1: No, but I executed her ass!

by RichardMuscle July 26, 2022

Hogwarts Lightning

A sexual practice in which one person ejaculates on someone's forehead trying to form the same lightning shape Voldemort did on Harry.

- So how did you finish?
- I tried to do the Hogwarts Lightning, but I ended up drawing an Edward Scissorhands all over her face

by fikconker June 29, 2017

Jimmy Lightning

A character from the video game "Peggle". This character is a gopher that is constantly playing with his balls, helping you get rid of your blue balls, and is likely high on massive amounts of black tar heroin. He also is a possible member of the Ku Klux Klan.

I was screwed until Jimmy Lightning helped me out!

by Winderbourne January 23, 2021