To have the potential to be successful, but when the time comes to perform, you fail miserably. See Toronto Maple Leafs.
by FireBreathingCookie October 31, 2022
When a woman presses her vulva against an incapacitated person's face; the female equivalent of a "teabag".
Don't tell James, but James passed out with his shoes on last night and Crystal totally loose leafed him.
by OmegaMaleManginaCuck January 28, 2018
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by 8s8s8s8s8s8s8s October 11, 2023
A small/minimal cover/pretext/justification to undertake an action.
Derived from Genesis 3:7, where Adam and Eve hid their genitals with fig leaves to cover their nakedness.
Derived from Genesis 3:7, where Adam and Eve hid their genitals with fig leaves to cover their nakedness.
He doesn't have even a fucking fig leaf to hide behind...
They are clinging to this fig leaf and playing dumb...
They are clinging to this fig leaf and playing dumb...
by theskyishigh November 26, 2019
A little thing that gets stuck in your gutters and on your roof and in your driveway. then when you put it into a pile animals use it to live in and when you jump in the pile of squirrel bites your ass.
person 1 why are you in the hospital?
person 2: because a squirrel bit my ass when I jumped in a leaf pile.
person 2: because a squirrel bit my ass when I jumped in a leaf pile.
by Ass bite September 16, 2020