Leafed

To have the potential to be successful, but when the time comes to perform, you fail miserably. See Toronto Maple Leafs.
The Toronto hockey team leafed it again in the playoffs.
by FireBreathingCookie October 31, 2022
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loose leaf

When a woman presses her vulva against an incapacitated person's face; the female equivalent of a "teabag".
Don't tell James, but James passed out with his shoes on last night and Crystal totally loose leafed him.
by OmegaMaleManginaCuck January 28, 2018
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pee leaf

a pussy or a person incapable of acting like a "man"
this nigger james is such a damn pee leaf he can't even stand up when he pees
by skivaper02 August 09, 2017
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GOLD LEAFS

A HIGH GRADE TOBACOO LEAF PRODUCED IN SOUTH AMERICA.
Roll up some Gold Leafs it’s bigger leaf
by John sparks November 26, 2021
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Bird Leaf

Bird leaf is a dumb way to say feather
Ryan - look at that bird leaf (while pointing at a feather)
by 8s8s8s8s8s8s8s October 11, 2023
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fig leaf

A small/minimal cover/pretext/justification to undertake an action.

Derived from Genesis 3:7, where Adam and Eve hid their genitals with fig leaves to cover their nakedness.
He doesn't have even a fucking fig leaf to hide behind...

They are clinging to this fig leaf and playing dumb...
by theskyishigh November 26, 2019
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Leaf

A little thing that gets stuck in your gutters and on your roof and in your driveway. then when you put it into a pile animals use it to live in and when you jump in the pile of squirrel bites your ass.
person 1 why are you in the hospital?

person 2: because a squirrel bit my ass when I jumped in a leaf pile.
by Ass bite September 16, 2020
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