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Kyle

A skinny ass, insecure, fag boy that drinks 4 lokos and vodka spritzers at the minimal high school parties he’s invited to. A one in a million physco path that bows down and sucks the dick of anyone in a confrontation. Has one friend who is always there for him. Someone gets with his ex girlfriend? He’s right there to cry and scream with Kyle.
Wow Kyle followed him to the woods where that kid took his ex girlfriend.
by Kylehater223 October 29, 2019
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Kyle is a dude bro and an all around cool guy if he has his monster
Brad:yo have you heard of Kyle?
Joe:yah he drank all of the monster
by Tasty 69420 October 29, 2019
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by Bunger_____ November 21, 2021
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To punch, kick, or otherwise perforate drywall or similar surface for amusement, especially when fueled by Monster Energy, NOS, malt liquor or other unsavory beverage.
Brundon and I were several PBRs deep when we decided to go Extreme Makeover: Home Edition and started to Kyle every wall in my stepdad Jerry's home.
by Godel Beckham Jr. November 4, 2021
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I’m Kyle and I punch dry wall and drink monster
by GOT NO DAD September 9, 2021
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Kyle

An idiot that doesnt sleep ever and then says he depressed and doesnt know why (i wonder why dumbass) also likely to be animesexual as kyle as said countless time he would fuck a anime character from AOT annie although despite the fact she isnt real, also has never disgareed with being animesexual so therefore it most likely to be true. also i have seen many people on the kyle thing saying kyle is cute and idk how tf u got that bc man did a eye reveal once and yikey man didnt even have a pupil :skull:
Person 1: do you know Kyle
Person 2: yea his the animeseuxal one that doesnt ever sleep
by Lucqky August 18, 2021
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Kyle

An idiot that doesnt sleep ever and then says he depressed and doesnt know why (i wonder why dumbass) also likely to be animesexual as kyle as said countless time he would fuck a anime character from AOT annie although despite the fact she isnt real, also has never disgareed with being animesexual so therefore it most likely to be true. also i have seen many people on the kyle thing saying kyle is cute and idk how tf u got that bc man did a eye reveal once and yikey man didnt even have a pupil :skull:
Person 1: why is kyle so stupid
by Lucqky August 18, 2021
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