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Kyle is a sweet,loving,caring,nice a lot of girls like him but he is not one of them boys who date who ever he can he says I love you when he means it if you ever brake his heart he will still love you. He could sometimes have some bad emotions at home and Tries to ignore his feelings and helps other when ever in need. If he has a girlfriend he lovers her more than anything he would do anything for her and will always cuddle when ever she’s down
Kyle is very loving and kind hearted
by Hubba boomby April 13, 2020
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bitch who orders the same thing as me in olive garden. he's so fucking petty. like it was embarrassing having the olive garden waiter flirt with him because he thought he was gay.
me: "bitch, stop being so fucking gay kyle."
kyle: "dr. peppie."
by ikea bird July 28, 2020
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Kyle is a very sexy man who has a lot of friends probably with the name: Thomas,Cody,Ben,Jack, he is a very smart and intelligent kid who is loved by many
Kyle is better than all of his friends at gaming and rages a lot
by Rhys Moore September 8, 2020
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1. Kyle the best character on South Park.
2. Fanfiction KYLE IS HOT
3. I like the name Kahl better.
"Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahl KYLE" - Eric Cartman
"YOU GOD DAMN JEW!"
"YOU BASTARD!"
"I DO NOT CARRY JEW GOLD GOD DAMMIT CARTMAN!"
by Kahl April 26, 2007
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A kyle is when a girl takes a dump below the area of your nostrals and you snort it up through your nose, as she gives you a handjob and sucks on ur butthole.
ThAT chick totally gave me a kyle last night, man she was awsome at it.
by Blazi January 11, 2008
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Word to describe a confident action. Can be used while playing any sports. Usually said right before the action takes place or during the action. Always said in one sylable. One can only use this term when they know for a fact they will come through.
Pat: Dude I'll kill you in a 3-point contest!

Kyle: Hut!, yeah right you can't make shit!

Pat: (In the motion of shooting ball) KYLE!!
(shoots and scores)

Pat: Whats up now pussy? Thats the power of KYLE!
by WestHillzH1 February 2, 2008
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a prude, pimple-pooping, procrastinating, x-box addicted, slow, hopeless, lifeless queer who spends his days going to school, making bad grades, and then going straight home on fridays (like he has anything better to do). He then sits on his cheap ass watching television and lusting unmercefully about celebrities and people that go to his school. He sits in his little "shelter" for many hours at a time, so many that stretch marks have begun to develop on his lower back and hips stretching down to the butt. He eats dinner from 4 o'clock till around 9:30 that night, or, at least, he says he does. But really everyone knows that he fingers himslef in the ass with his toothbrush, and then spies on his brother and then they both go have passionate anal sex and give each other rimjobs in his "playroom". (Kinda spooky huh?) All the exercise this fat tub of shit and lard gets is at school. He cannot bench press his bodyweight (pussy), he cannot power clean his bodyweight (pussy), and worst of all he only squats 60 pounds over his bodyweight which is pathetic (also, pussy). His early maturity gave him an edge in middle school, but, now, other school childrenhave long gone caught him and past him. He will not make the junior varsity basketball team. He will not make the varsity 7-on-7 team, and he sure as HELL won't make varsity football. If he somehow makes varsity for playoffs it will be because he is the backup's backup's backup for deep snapping. Another sorry case of how bad he sucks at life and sports and school. Many girls wonder about him because he hasn't had a girlfriend since the seventh grade. That is pathetic. He is addicted to porn, and would much rather please himself than have a girl do it for him. He is very prude and would probably rather let a boy that he knows touch his penis, than letting a girl touch it. The final moral of the word is don't let your kids play video games and become lazy, non-working, fatass bastards.
"Whoa! Is that kyle I see outside?"
"Why, yes, I believe it is?"
"He never comes outside."
"Well, his dad just got a new toy. It's a projector that projects the imac screen onto the side of the house."
"Oh. What a queer. Now I know why he is 'cumming' outside more often."
"Yea, what a loser."
by GigEMfAggies1213 December 12, 2008
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