Keystone Pipeline

When you hit on a chick in a bar and get SHUTDOWN

He asked her to do the Alaskan Pipeline, but she pulled a Joe Biden and gave him the Keystone Pipeline instead

by Jkprecision October 12, 2023

Kelton Parrotta

Um teknically........Skibidi Toilet + Phonk > Everything Sigma Alpha Male 🤓🤓🤓🤓

The kelton Parrotta has zero interactions with the femal species

by GoofyAhhSexualProductions October 24, 2023

Kelton

super real anime kid, kinda awkward, but nice. Hes the type to collect pokemon cards, kinda cool tbh. he needs better hygiene though.. yeah..

Person 1: Who's that kid?
Person 2: Oh that's Kelton

by pipopipo_123 November 19, 2023

keymontis

A very short person, always fights can be a little mean, very handsome a very unique name.

Keymontis

by Keymontis November 19, 2023

ketonio

Him at football, Him at Basketball Just Him in General

Ketonio will kick my ass in basketball

by Jaquanvatavuons November 20, 2023

Keyon

A most likely lightskin that have anger issues and has a long penis

Boy 1: Did You see Keyon walk by us?

Boy 2: Yeah. I just did, I just love him

OR
Girl 1: I hate Keyon sometimes.

Girl 2: How could you hate him. Hes amazing!

by Poopie scoop November 20, 2023

Keyon

A lightskin male that has anger issues and a long penis, and is not JOE, and get pape

Boy 1: Did You see Keyon walk by us?

Boy 2: Yeah. I just did, I just love him

OR
Girl 1: I hate Keyon sometimes.

Girl 2: How could you hate him. Hes amazing!

by Poopie scoop November 20, 2023