keyboard ally

A person who frequently posts pseudonymous comments online in support of a oppressed group, but takes no real world action in their own community where they may face backlash, such that their efforts make no difference at best and at worst encourage oppressors to greater levels of hatred or willful ignorance.

Sara: "Tim spends all day arguing with people on reddit, but he didn't sign that local petition asking for greater police accountability because he didn't want to catch flack from his in-laws."

Jane: "Bah humbug, he's just a keyboard ally."

by Globgogabgalabagolab August 19, 2023

Keyboard Raver

Keyboard ravers are people who all tune into the same music and then discuss on facebook how the banging trance is, they jump on their beds and bang their heads.

They are the ultimate misbehavers disturbing the neighbours. They get messy with nessy.

They are in-sitting in!
Getting tranced out their puss!
They are in-tuned in!

Keyboard raver - new up and coming thing

by raver1 May 29, 2012

Keyboard Nipple

The keyboard nipple, aka the trackpoint, is that dumb fucking thing in the middle of your laptop keyboard that no one uses besides a bunch of homo dorks because it’s “efficient”

Use a mouse you asshole

Jared uses the keyboard nipple on his laptop, to reduce wrist strain.

Jared, is also a gigantic homosexual man-whore because of it.

by T.H.E. J July 28, 2025

keyboard plant

when your so bored you just slam your head on the keyboard to see what comes up

OMG i soo bored i could just keyboard plant

by Ka-Bloom June 29, 2011

chunky keyboard syndrome

When there is a very ugly, old keyboard that takes up more than twice the space it needs to.

You have chunky keyboard syndrome. Your keyboard is just ridiculous.

by the brains at work October 6, 2010

keyboard-cockler

put your penis in-between two keyboards and smash them together. must have rule 34 open and what ever you type during your pleasuring you must search. (no function keys aloud)

Guy 1 " hey man, instead of using the bag of milk, I'm gonna try the keyboard-cockler" guy two " sir this is a subway"

by Guttfeeling April 10, 2025

How keyboard

Jokingly written to make fun of bad support requests, mainly seen in the CoD modding community.

Idiot: hello how to write a chat black ops 2
Idiot: How keyboard

Moderator: are you an idiot?

by PLamble April 7, 2023