joncer

the pairing of two members of Panic! at the disco, Jon Walker and Spencer Smith. It's not as hott or popular as Ryden, but still damn sexy.

joncer: second best to Ryden.

by this is totally not ryan December 14, 2008

jone

to talk or make fun or somebody or something.

I know u aint tryna jone!

by Adrian~*Already~* June 20, 2004

jim jones cocktail

poison kool aid

i gave bessie some of the jim jones cocktail, she frothed at the mouth, shat her pants and dropped dead

by Alex Delarge March 26, 2003

Janged

1. To bring the conversation to a perverted place there for bringing it to a halt.

2. A level of inebriation so intense as to annoy all those around you.

3. To fail with the opposite sex with an extreme intesisty.

He really janged up that conversation

He's really janged up tonight.

by BigJo November 21, 2014

Jones

A devious hype. A situation that deviously hypes u up. It’s devious.

Slick: Yo it’s jones as fuck in here right now
The epit: u took the words right out my mouth

by Big Chunder February 21, 2023

mac jones

Someone who better than you at football...
Father of UGA

Wow who is that QB?

ARE YOU KIDDING THATS THE MAC JONES

by MMJoker October 17, 2020

Rhys and Ryan Jones (Twins)

These 2 are very special children. They were both left in shoeboxes outside the orphanage, fortunately the orphanage rejected these 2 and the shoeboxes (kids inside) was thrown into a river. The shoeboxes floated to a man named Trevor. Trevor took them in and gave them a home, they were fed and given a new start in life :) UNTIL they fucked it all up. They spent all there mothers benefits on Fifa Points and still have a dead ass team lol. They often come into school and play football (Both are pathetic and weak) Ryan is the most autistic of the two and is often associated with the phrase "RYAANN" (Which you must say in an autistic tone)

Steven Jones: "STOP BEING STUPID, YOU'RE DOING A RHYS AND RYAN JONES (twins)"
{Ben Harris}: "Sorry Daddy, please don't hurt me"

by Wagwan Whitmore September 27, 2018