by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005
Get the jock juicemug. by Mrs jock February 2, 2010
Get the Gobby Jockmug. When a man's underwear becomes wet from sexual excitement after he has view something sexually exciting (say watching porn, or 9 1/2 weeks). The female equivalent is a "Panty Wringer". For underwear in general (male or female) it would be a "Draw Dripper".
by Lady Byron March 1, 2011
Get the Jock Drippermug. An often over-intelligent weak male who constantly places himself beneath the laughing, cocky, arrogant athletic, hetero pussy-hound, Male Jock butts and reeking feet of the Big Powerful Manly Jocks that bully him.
he thanks the Jocks who bully him and realizes that these Men are always right even when they are wrong.
he reveres them, views all of their typical bully behavior of swirly, when they all laugh at him, when they give him atomic wedgies, as simply a Real Man being Manly and as such, should always be given the reigns in whatever situation the Jock Bully decides, especially if it's extremely humiliating as that's when he is most useful to them.
he does all of their schoolwork and debases and humiliates himself on command, at their order. He does this because he enjoys feeding the Ego of the Real Man, having the honor of Them laughing at him, and being in his place as we all should (he believes): be beneath Them, enjoying the view of the Kings dictating Their property however they see fit.
he thanks the Jocks who bully him and realizes that these Men are always right even when they are wrong.
he reveres them, views all of their typical bully behavior of swirly, when they all laugh at him, when they give him atomic wedgies, as simply a Real Man being Manly and as such, should always be given the reigns in whatever situation the Jock Bully decides, especially if it's extremely humiliating as that's when he is most useful to them.
he does all of their schoolwork and debases and humiliates himself on command, at their order. He does this because he enjoys feeding the Ego of the Real Man, having the honor of Them laughing at him, and being in his place as we all should (he believes): be beneath Them, enjoying the view of the Kings dictating Their property however they see fit.
Jock: "Okay fag, tell me what you are while you lick my butt... Hahahahaha"
Jock's fag: *mumbling through the Jock's butt hairs* "Jock's fag, SIR!!"
Jock: "THAT'S RIGHT, YOU LOVE MY STRAIGHT JOCK BUTT IN YOUR FACE HUH??"
Jocks fag: "Yes SIR it tastes just like a Manly Real Man should taste SIR, something I will never be or ever try to be, SIR"
Jock: "HAH!! Good faggot!! I think its swirly time after you're doing cleaning that spotless down there hahahaha!!!"
Jock's fag: *mumbling through the Jock's butt hairs* "Jock's fag, SIR!!"
Jock: "THAT'S RIGHT, YOU LOVE MY STRAIGHT JOCK BUTT IN YOUR FACE HUH??"
Jocks fag: "Yes SIR it tastes just like a Manly Real Man should taste SIR, something I will never be or ever try to be, SIR"
Jock: "HAH!! Good faggot!! I think its swirly time after you're doing cleaning that spotless down there hahahaha!!!"
by jocksniffer October 9, 2022
Get the Jocks fagmug. Wilford Brimley occasionally jock parked his Model T when he’d get his blood sugar checked at the Walgreens.
by Thunder P September 18, 2020
Get the jock parkmug. When one tries to fart while drunk and accidently shits the strides thus resulting in a gentle "jock sway" when he or she makes an exit to the shithouse
"look at Old grunter he has a massive jock sway as he is running to the murray river to evict his un wanted guest's"
by john coffee god save the queen October 17, 2008
Get the jock swaymug. Someone who is great at sports, but refuses to fall in the category of "jock" by wearing preppy brands, such as Abercrombie and Fitch, American Eagle, Holister, ETC.
"Elvis is an anti-jock. He's fuckin' great at almost every sport there is, but all he wants to do all day is skateboard."
by Elvis Lara February 25, 2008
Get the anti-jockmug.