Jesse

A blowjob against ones will

Dude I totally didn't want to hook up with her last night but she gave me a Jesse

by Fuckmire May 13, 2013

Jesse

Gillians step-brother And Karla's Boy friend

Karla: I love Jesse so much!
Gilli: Well he is my Step Brother
(Karla punches Gilli, and walks away.)

by Karla Boulder September 24, 2011

Jesse Eisenberg

Jesse Eisenberg is the name of the sexiest man alive. He is jesus reincarnated. If someone tells you that Jesse looks like a monkey then they should not be on this planet.

You: I’m hot
Me: no Jesse Eisenberg is hot

by jesseceralover June 7, 2021

Jesse Lacey

The Lead Singer of Brand New;
a type of God, lyric genius, emotionally expressive mastermind.

Heaven sent, don't you dare forget.
Random One: "Did you see Brand New on Saturday?!"
Random Two: "Yes!, Jesse Lacey is amazing, it was incredible."

by asherleaa April 7, 2008

Jesse Wilson

Very attractive stoner.

What a Jesse Wilson!

by Herman " Newt " Shankerbiff December 29, 2007

jesse michaels

musical legend who is best known for being singer/songwriter of skacore pioneers Operation Ivy. after their breakup in 1989, he was in Big Rig for a while, until that broke up. he devoted about 10 years to "finding himself", which spurred severals rumors ranging from him becoming a monk to dying. he formed Common Rider in 1999 with two members of the famous Screeching Weasel, and Common Rider broke up in 2002 (i believe). he is a prophetic genius and should be looked up to as such.

Jesse Michaels is an idol to many

by lalalalalalal September 3, 2004

Jesse Knapp

Pretty much the awesomest and most feared bro ever. He has been living for what many historians equate to,"Fucking forever" and has been the cause for some of mankind's greatest catastrophes, namely, the Rape of Nanking, 8 of the Crusades (he's not a fan of the Arabs), and the early 21st century release of "From Justin to Kelly". He is currently only spoken of in closed corridors at night by those deemed worthy and even they are forced to secrecy. That noise you heard last night when you woke up next to your girlfriend? He just impregnated her and evaporated. Seriously.

Someone named Robert: I just straight Jesse Knapp-ed that dude in COD.
And then Robert is killed because Jesse don't take that shit.

by Jesse Knapp April 2, 2010