A feels jerk is when a group of sensitive SJWs are all on a social media site (usually Tumblr, but may also include Facebook and Youtube.) and begin commenting and complaining about a meme, picture, video, person(s) or event that upsets them. In a feels jerk the SJWs will generally outnumber the normal thinking people and will give 2 paragraph long "you're being mean" posts to any person that objects. The other members will then up vote it and make some retarded 5 word comments about how awesome their fellow SJW is (ie. "You go gurl" "Top comment" "exactly" "^^^^^^^^^:)))))")
it is for this reason that we call this a Feels Jerk as they are figuratively jerking each other off while they talk about their feelings.
it is for this reason that we call this a Feels Jerk as they are figuratively jerking each other off while they talk about their feelings.
SJW "Oh my god, that poor dog was shot by that evil man!" #prayfordoggy
Normal Person "Wait, what the fuck? First off it's a fucking coyote not a dog. Second it would have killed his small child if he did not shoot it.
SJW "omgggg are you for real i say hes evil an all you bring up is that hes a coyote it doesnt even matter its a living being and that man took him away"
Normal Person: "How about you fuck off, go back to tumblr and have a feels jerk with your fellow SJWs.!"
Guy 1: "Bro, I shared this video and a bunch of weird people I barley know began commenting about how it's offensive and insensitive."
Guy 2: "Sounds like SJWS. What was it about?"
Guy 1: "It was just one of those smack cam pranks, I tried to reason with them but they kept saying how mean the prank was and how their friend might kill him self."
Guy 2: "Sounds like they were have a Feels Jerk and you were right in the middle of it."
Normal Person "Wait, what the fuck? First off it's a fucking coyote not a dog. Second it would have killed his small child if he did not shoot it.
SJW "omgggg are you for real i say hes evil an all you bring up is that hes a coyote it doesnt even matter its a living being and that man took him away"
Normal Person: "How about you fuck off, go back to tumblr and have a feels jerk with your fellow SJWs.!"
Guy 1: "Bro, I shared this video and a bunch of weird people I barley know began commenting about how it's offensive and insensitive."
Guy 2: "Sounds like SJWS. What was it about?"
Guy 1: "It was just one of those smack cam pranks, I tried to reason with them but they kept saying how mean the prank was and how their friend might kill him self."
Guy 2: "Sounds like they were have a Feels Jerk and you were right in the middle of it."
by Urban Dicktonary March 22, 2016
Get the Feels Jerkmug. The art of masturbating while taking a poop. Too do so you must be ready to poop and ejaculate at the said time simultaneously.
by Juiceton hymen August 15, 2017
Get the jerk and poopmug. by Ayurpjurp May 28, 2019
Get the Carpet jerkingmug. Rachel is such a smirk jerk! She always gives me that same smug look every time I screw something up.
by zeus64 April 12, 2011
Get the smirk jerkmug. Someone so hated by the nation that he could possibly be the jerk of the nation.
Some person who is so much of a jerk that they could represent the nation in a competiton to determine the worlds biggest jerk.
Some person who is so much of a jerk that they could represent the nation in a competiton to determine the worlds biggest jerk.
"So hated by the nation.. they dubbed him - The National Jerk"
"Wow man.. that guy was a national jerk.."
Phone Call: "Man what an asshole... that guy's going to nationals..."
"Wow man.. that guy was a national jerk.."
Phone Call: "Man what an asshole... that guy's going to nationals..."
by Jezzakanezza April 26, 2011
Get the The National Jerkmug. When you're sitting in front of your computer with PornHub open and prepare the jerk off during your porn session.
Can also be used to describe a few friends getting together to study, work or do some non-sexual group activity. The implication is that they are gay, in a funny way, therefore using the term "jerk session."
Can also be used to describe a few friends getting together to study, work or do some non-sexual group activity. The implication is that they are gay, in a funny way, therefore using the term "jerk session."
Tony: I have to call you back, I'm in the middle of a jerk session.
Michael: Hey guys, are you free later, I might come by?
Mat: Yes, what's on your mind I'm with Tom here.
Michael: I'm thinking we do a quick jerk session.
Michael: Hey guys, are you free later, I might come by?
Mat: Yes, what's on your mind I'm with Tom here.
Michael: I'm thinking we do a quick jerk session.
by Dakrisht August 1, 2016
Get the jerk sessionmug. The act of masturbating at your desk when nobody is around; masturbation after everyone has left work for the day. Excrements are usually caught by a fast-food napkin or nearby trash can.
by heavyburtation April 27, 2011
Get the desk jerkmug.