jank

bad, horrible, not fair, not right.

"He wouldn't let me go with her!"

"Dude, that's jank!"

by TaylorKeeling October 27, 2009

Jankles

Jankles is a clown with green hair that wanders into people's homes through their back doors in search of a toilet to flush his hair in, or to give himself a swirley if you will. Urban legend has it that in the late 1960s a man named Carl Larl got killed in a savage green paint factory explosion and has ever since been trying to wash the paint out of his hair by using the toilets of people's houses in northeastern Ohio.

1. When i woke up in the morning I had to take a massive dump or a sasquatch from last night's Taco Bell experience. I lifted the lid to the toilet prepared to drop the kids off when i saw the green splatter along the inside walls of the john. "Jankles, you silly clown."

by mafioso214 May 8, 2005

jankenz

fuck.

jank-you!! why the jankenz did you do that!!!

by sizzletastic June 20, 2008

Jank-Wank

a session of masturbation that was in some way spoiled, interrupted or unenjoyable.

"Man, i just had a seriously jank-wank."
"How come?"
"I spilt coffee all over my dick halfway through."

by NebulaNom April 2, 2015

Jank

To steal or to take something that doesn't belong to you. Similar to performing a "jack move"

Suzy was mad that her UGG boots got janked.

by Scrappy2612 April 6, 2015

Janksquad

A word to conver dismissiveness or disregard for someone or something.

"I don't like him, he's so janksquad."

by Calccrew2k16 September 4, 2016

janksi

Word used for something that is dumb, stupid, childish, irrelevant, unneeded crap

Bro the teacher was teaching us something in class and I already know what we were doing. It was hella janksi

by China decker September 26, 2017