Jared Followill

Beyond sexy bassist for Kings of Leon. Spends most of his time on tour or in his swimming trunks. Currently achieves his gravity defying hair through the use of "angel tears and the salvia of a unicorn". Has an oddly arousing high pitched laugh, and uses the word 'totally' every chance he gets.

Jared Followill makes your seat vibrate.

by Millie Followhore April 16, 2011

Jared Leto's joker

The newest joker in the 2016 film Suicide Squad, in which the actor, Jared Leto, has portrayed. this joker is very unique on costume,voice, and insanity. This joker is also the only one to ever have had his shirt off in the role of playing the joker.

Jared Leto's joker isn't going to kill you, he's just going to hurt you.....really...really...bad.

by Unknown Zombie August 7, 2015

Jared Leto

An awesome actor and musician who is extremely hot...especially in "Requiem for a Dream." That movie is unbelievable...it really spoke to me. Not to mention he is an actor who isn't afraid to be sensitive and cry. There are practically no actors these days who can cry on the screen...but he can. He's hot.

Did you see Jared Leto in Requiem for a Dream? He was so cute! What a hottie.

by memm June 11, 2006

Jared Dab

The smallest amount of wax that can be servered.

hey you wanna dab?

Don't give me a fat dab , I really don't like dabbing.

I'll give you a jared dab.

by Dab it dabbers April 5, 2017

Jared's Law

The fact that a woman's response rate is purely arbitrary and the very fact that she chooses to respond is better than her responding quick or late.

Person 1: Yo Felicia ain't responding to my messages bro
Person 2: Relax man, she'll get back to you
(after 5 hours)
Person 1: Yo she got back to me man!
Person 2: Jared's Law always holds

by theincrediblesmith November 12, 2019

Jared Kushner

1. Nepotism defined at its best.

2. Whom gets a clear pathway to Harvard by million dollar donations by your dad.
3. The one who bangs the president’s mistress( “total piece of ass”).

Pulsar Suni: I can’t believe you believe you got an autograph from Roy Cohn.

Bhavana: Na, I actually got it from Jared Kushner

Pulsar Suni: Oh the pandemic lord and savior Kushner, it looks almost exact

by -Franco April 11, 2020

Jared Leto

Sweet, amazing actor/musician. Claims to be an actor AND musician, not actor turned musician. Received Breakthrough Crossover Artist at 6th Annual Hollywood Life Awards for being one of the only people in Hollywood that have succeeded in two different things in show business.

Known for being Jordan Catalano in the short-lived cult series My So-Called Life with Claire Danes. Played druggie addict in critically-acclaimed film Requiem for a Dream. Gained more than 60 pounds in film Chapter 27 with Lindsay Lohan (which sparked rumors that they were dating).

Lead singer and rhythm guitarist for 30 Seconds to Mars. First formed band in 1998 with Shannon Leto, older brother by about 19 months. Debut self-titled album got only little success. Second album, A Beautiful Lie, went platinum almost exactly one year after release date.

Also known as the P-I-M-P of rockers. Has been engaged with Cameron Diaz, dated Ashley Olsen & Scarlett Johansson, has a crush on Jessica Simpson (scored her number), and has been in tabloids about dating Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan (thought to be engaged), and Paris Hilton.

Still the most sweetest and humble guy in Hollywood.

1.) Jared Leto is the coolest actor/singer in the planet

2.) There are too many fangirls that love Jared for his looks. Pathetic.

3.) Jared Leto's band, 30 Seconds to Mars, is awesome.

by Natalie [Echelon] November 17, 2007