James

The best friend you can have. He has a giant cock and is a great musician.

My friend James.

by ksdjfhakdjhfl October 7, 2011

Jameely

Something to wipe your ass with.

"Hey look i found that Jameely in my pants"

by ADOLFfdfsdfs January 14, 2009

James

Absolute nonce. Comes with a warning sign; Keep away from children.

Generally only listens to a Paris. Thinks everyone else is irrelevant.

“Wow you’re such a james. Noncing fuck”

by JamesLovesParis March 17, 2019

James

James is a bully but is ok bc he will give you his math answers and has temper tantrums out if no where

Person 1: Hey James can I have the answers to math?

James: OF COURSE BITCHASS *starts crying*

by Nwjakdmfk May 17, 2019

James

A registered sex offender, don't worry he won't hurt anyone, he just has the title

Did you here about James? I heard it was announced last night that he was a sex offender.

by ==============(-__-) October 20, 2020

James

James is a really nice and helpful kid who looks GREAT.

Hey guess what John I met a James today and he is a really good guy.

A James forgives everyone for almost everything

by The Random Turtle June 20, 2018

James

James is someone who you would not expect to be friends with. He is a people person and can be friends with anyone. He is over protectively annoying and will act as your older brother. He teases you and pushes you around but, you love it anyway. Many think he is a lesbian. But he’s really just a nice guy.

“Uh, he’s such a James!”

by Ur bestie sealion de jaguar December 5, 2018