Paper Jockey

Someone who is gainfully employed to push paperwork.

Usually administrative assistants and office underlings. Likely to dwindle in numbers and necessity as computers, automation, and electronic signature pads are reducing paperwork.

That Paper Jockey in the Emergency Room really got me through the admissions process quick!

by Big Red Yeti December 30, 2018

cock jockey

A person that sucks cock like it's an Olympic sport. Often found in the locker rooms naked and slapping other men's asses with towels. Sucks for free but if you pay they might let you ram them.

Ryan: I like that guy, he seems like a cock jockey.
Alex: Stop that, you gay cunt.

by a real gay cuntuhhh June 7, 2018

Wine Jockey

A person who curates and pours wines. Like a DJ, but instead of records it's all wine bottles.

Who's the Wine Jockey at the bar tonight? I sure hope they'll pour some Beaujolais.

by wenttothemoon December 6, 2019

Lot jockey

An employee at a dealership who moves the cars. Term usually used to make fun of a lot technician.

That lot jockey keeps stalling the manual mustang

The lot jockey just burned out the clutch

by AtothatJ September 18, 2017

disc jockey

An announcer of recorded songs on the radio or at a dance. Also,as a verb,to work as a disc jockey. This term may be abbreviated as DJ in either the noun or verb sense.

Jamie is the most popular disc jockey on the local radio station; he has such a great voice for it. He also disc jockeys at various dances,including wedding receptions.

by JMC70 September 16, 2017

spawn jockey

A professional sperm donor.

Alfred recently became a spawn jockey, and was coming up with an extra grand a month.

by ElCommissioner October 1, 2017

snooze jockey

a slang term for a practitioner of the anesthetic arts (anesthesiologist).

Hello, My name is Dr. Acula and I will be your snooze jockey during your procedure.

by JustJustinir9gikyhb 6Justin Ro May 11, 2016