Shitness

A poor quality witness

They found me guilty because of my shitness.

by Benncm April 20, 2011

The Shit

"The Shit" is an endearing term used to refer to a person, place, or thing that is the best or close to it in its category.

Chris Ferguson is so good at poker. He is THE SHIT.

That roller coaster was the best in the park. It is THE SHIT.

by skizziks March 24, 2009

shit

the most versitile word in the english language.

shit head
eat shit,
tough shit
hot shit
holy shit
(basicly anyword) shit,

by zach July 15, 2008

shit

in the olden days, manure was transported on ships but it would explode because the gas produced from the manure couldn't escape. To prevent explosions, the manure was identified with S.H.I.T, meaning, "Ship High in Transit."

"when the shit hits the fan"

by tbone00 August 12, 2007

shit

good thing. like your the best.

1.'omg ben is the SHIT bbe!'

2.'nah dont fuck wit tanya she is tha shit hollaaa!'

by Laura Reppin Steel Cityy November 8, 2007

the shit

the best, jassy, fucking awesome

she thinks she the shit just cuz all the guys like her...

by crunksta08 May 13, 2004

and shits

because shit is never singular it always comes with something.

who bought all these things and shits? lots of garbage shits.

by CJ Perry May 15, 2006