awkward shoe

When the "awkward turtle" does not suffice your awkwardly needs, just remove a shoe, and place it in the center of the awkwardness aroma. Thus, relieving all scents of awkwardness.

Someone brought up the topic of marriage, I then proceeded to take off my right shoe, (my awkward shoe) and placed it in the center of the group. It caused the awkwardness to go away. Like magic.

by bolognasamich September 02, 2007

soap shoes

Shoes with grinding plates on the bottom of them. Used to grind down handrails.

Oh my new soap shoes owned that rail.

by Salchite June 04, 2005

slick shoes

Slick shoes is a Christian punk-rock band that has records out on Tooth and Nail Records and Side One Dummy Records. Their music differs from most punk or punk-rock that one hears in that it is more musically stimulating, ie. having guitar solos and actual leads in songs, as opposed to just chord progressions.

Members:
Ryan Kepke - Vocals
David Stoltenberg - Guitar
Jonah Peterson - Guitar
Kevin Clark - Bass
Joe Nixon - Drums

Latest release: "Far From Nowhere"

by dav0_12 August 19, 2005

clown shoe

somebody who is a dumb ass, or does stupid things

my girlfriend whilst playing Halo on x box

Me..."quick, get in the jeep thingy and get away, the aliens are trying to mash you."
Her..."what"?
Me..."get in, quick"!
Her.."what? how"?
Me..."forget it, youre dead. Jeez, you're such a fu...ng clown shoe"!

by Shamsta January 15, 2007

shoe horn

a handy dandy appliance used for making taking shoes off even easier

"i see your foot is stuck in your shoe, here borrow my shoe horn"

by Norman Truddleswick May 12, 2005

shoe bee

A shoe bee is one who lives the Philly area, comes to the Jersey Shore, and act like they own the place. Generally are lewd and obnoxious, always leave any place they have been much worse for the wear. Jersey Shore locals generally use the beachs in the fall after those mentioned above have finally submitted to the constant local chant of "shoe bees go home!"


see also "benny"

by Anonymous November 10, 2003

lazy shoes

Any open-toed footware such as flip flops, shower shoes, or skimpy sandals that involve only sliding one's foot into/on quickly. It is a simple sole that is held in place by means of a single strap, or very dainty strap that slides between the big & second toes. Derived from the belief that the people wearing such shoes are too darn lazy to slip their foot into a real shoe, bend over, & tie some shoe strings.

Ginny thought she was so cool in her lazy shoes until she came running around the corner, one flew off, and she scraped her big toe on the concrete.

by Ivan Ivanko July 02, 2010