Average height for the time

A term coined by OverSimplified to describe Napoleon Bonaparte's height.

Austrian officer: "Holy cow! This tiny little fun-sized French guy is running rings around us!"
Napoleon: "HEY! I'M AVERAGE HEIGHT FOR THE TIME YOU JERK!"

by AustriaHungaryChi-Ha-Tan December 31, 2022

Heights Cruise

To drive around the Heights and or hills of a town or city and smoke bowls, blunts, pipes, or whatever kind of marijuana device suits your fancy.

Lets ditch 5th period and go on a heights cruise

by Stay Smokin April 30, 2008

Richie’s Height

Something that is lied about to justify his weight. Claims he is 5’11” but is actually 5’9”. Also claims that a dad bod isn’t fat or chubby

Ryan: “Richie yea we might be the same weight but I’m 5 inches taller than you”

Richie: “No not 5 inches, I’m 5’11”

Everyone: “No your not, Richie’s height is 5’9”

by daynamolmol March 1, 2022

Delicious Heights

A godly pub located in New Jersey, The food their is said to give you god powers

Person: hey wanna go to delicious heights?
Person 2: Y E S

by Why are looking at this March 11, 2020

HEIGHT LAW

Height law can be claimed in tandem with dibs by someone over 6'0. When someone under 5'8 claims dibs on a seat, height law can be used to allow the driver to select his choice on shotgun.

Manlet: dibs on shotgun
Lankey: height law
Driver: nah, lankey needs the extra leg room

by Helperofheight April 15, 2022

Longfields Davidson Heights

Longfields Davidson heights is home of the puddle shitters and the lesbos. The population consists of Arab hood mans and scrawny band kids. They always tryna start fights with jmss’s one and only Alex Barlem- aka the most hated pussy bitch out there. Also home to the perm headed white kids, u would think that’s their mascot. we also have a selection of gr.9 boys who act like they’re living the good life and are thugging it out.

Longfields Davidson heights means
“Pull up rn pussy wya”
“I’m in Longfields Davidson’s Heights washrooms hitting nic, come find me”
“ur miskeen ass fr ran😭”
*ldh user not found*

“yo did u hear abt the chick who shat in the puddle”
“Must be an ldh kid”

by Terrorist nd dog eater April 22, 2022

rate of perceived height

How quickly you are able to diagnose the height of someone you have never met in real life.

My rate of perceived height is so ass, I thought that NFL quarterback was 5'9", turns out he's 6'2"

by ketandcoke November 2, 2025