The unsubtle version of Cunt for Red October, the human diaper is when you are being spooned by your partner, lift your top leg in the air, and pull their legs between yours so it looks like they are your diaper. Then you proceed to rip ass.
I ate a bunch of mustard and relish and chocolate chips that night because Veronica totally deserved the human diaper after what she did to my brakes.
by ectofunky July 11, 2011
Get the human diapermug. The sensibilities most humans in a society should display when in contact with other humans. A play on the phrase 'sense of humor'.
by A Whale's Fajita April 17, 2011
Get the sense of humanmug. by Jaylex January 25, 2022
Get the Human trollmug. A derogatory term used against someone who fails at basic, low-level, standard etiquette or social mores when interacting with adults.
"Did you see that Lou 'liked' my post on Facebook that my grandmother died? He needs to go to Human School."
"Why did Lou take my ex-girlfriend to my wedding? Jerk only took shop in Human School."
"Why did Lou take my ex-girlfriend to my wedding? Jerk only took shop in Human School."
by Mr Yellovich September 5, 2014
Get the Human Schoolmug. Go to google. Type in this word followed by the word lyrics. Yes, it's by Cannibal Corpse. Now, shit your pants.
by dick4brains November 6, 2011
Get the Shredded Humansmug. A person who does epic shit, lives life to the fullest and knows who they are. Doesn't apologize for being true to himself. Knows her purpose.
by Spring13 May 24, 2017
Get the kickass humanmug. When a 40+ year old man walks around nude and unknowingly cleans the floor with his saggy balls (ideally while humming).
Take off your shoes before going into Justin’s house. He’s a human roomba and his floors are spotless.
by An Albino Rhino January 13, 2019
Get the Human Roombamug.