kickass human

A person who does epic shit, lives life to the fullest and knows who they are. Doesn't apologize for being true to himself. Knows her purpose.
You have to be a kickass human to want to paragliding off a cliff.
by Spring13 May 24, 2017
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human mortar

The act of bending a human over, inserting a funnel in their ass, feeding them laxatives, and letting the shit launch from their sphincter.
The enemy has taken the frontlines! Quickly, prepare the human mortars! They won’t expect such abrasive weaponry.
by Nireves October 23, 2018
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Human School

A derogatory term used against someone who fails at basic, low-level, standard etiquette or social mores when interacting with adults.
"Did you see that Lou 'liked' my post on Facebook that my grandmother died? He needs to go to Human School."

"Why did Lou take my ex-girlfriend to my wedding? Jerk only took shop in Human School."
by Mr Yellovich September 06, 2014
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Human troll

Someone who plays into a persons games subsequently making others, mainly authority figures, mad
My teacher told max keeling stop being a human troll
by Jaylex January 25, 2022
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Human Hotdog

for ones spouse to place a cool. hotdog between his or hers butt cheeks. and proceed to eat it out. until the dog is gone then proceed to lick the bootyhole of all the juices.
hey baby you wanna human hotdog me tonight.

jeff and john were looking for excitment so they started hotdog
by 1o1chris September 02, 2014
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Human Dog

A person who has a very sensitive nose
Have you seen John? I heard he is a Human Dog.
by CcDragz December 01, 2022
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Human Roomba

When a 40+ year old man walks around nude and unknowingly cleans the floor with his saggy balls (ideally while humming).
Take off your shoes before going into Justin’s house. He’s a human roomba and his floors are spotless.
by An Albino Rhino January 14, 2019
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