Deepwater Horizon Anal Fissure Event

While conducting anal sex, the pressure buildup of digestive gasses are much stronger than the inserted object's (penis, butt plug, baseball bat, etc.) friction seal and increased so much from the repeated pumping and agitation, that it causes an outwardly explosion of digested mass - typically diarrhea and gasses - all over the anal sex participant and surrounding surfaces; evocating a similar result likened to Deepwater Horizon.

Yo man, I took Mary to Taco Bell last night then back to my place for some loving. We tried anal for the first time and idk wtf happened but one second she said "uh oh" and the next second her anus exploded multiple streams of diarrhea all over me, the bed, floor and dog - I don't know what else to call it other than a Deepwater Horizon Anal Fissure Event.

by hazeyez October 16, 2022

The Horizon Matrix

The Horizon Matrix philosophy is a personal growth and well-being approach that involves exploring and incorporating teachings and practices from various spiritual and philosophical traditions to create harmony and balance in one's life. It involves self-exploration, personal development, and cultivating mindfulness and contentment. It involves being open to learning and changing in order to achieve fulfilment and involves a holistic approach that includes both inner exploration and outer action.

What do you believe in?
I have my own philosophy, taking the good from everything I see.
What is it called?
The horizon matrix.

Why?
The word "horizon" is placed first, to emphasize the idea of reaching towards new possibilities and growth. The word "matrix" follows, giving a structure or foundation to support that growth.

by sor333 December 19, 2022

Kissing Horizontally

Two people kissing as they're laying down together.

Person One: Hey, did you see that question on the Rice Purity Test about kissing horizontally?
Person Two: Yeah, I said yes because me and my boyfriend did that last night.

by Jackalope24 March 23, 2024

vanishing horizon

Why your future, of course. It's all ending and there's no chance that it won't.

Gabe began to punch holes in his wall after having another sad dream. As he made hole after hole he screamed, "God damn this vanishing horizon!"

by von groovy June 26, 2024

Scientific Horizon of Expectation

A concept adapted from literary theory (Jauss) for science: the framework of assumptions, theories, and prior knowledge that scientists bring to their research, shaping what they expect to find and what they're capable of seeing. Your horizon determines which questions seem worth asking, which data seem relevant, which explanations seem plausible. Breakthroughs occur when evidence shatters the horizon, forcing a new one. Scientific progress isn't just accumulating facts—it's the continuous expansion and revision of the horizon within which facts make sense.

"Before plate tectonics, geologists saw continental fit as coincidence—their Scientific Horizon of Expectation couldn't accommodate moving continents. The evidence was always there; they couldn't see it until the horizon shifted. Your horizon is not reality—it's just where you're standing."

by Abzugal February 23, 2026

Epistemological Horizon of Expectation

The framework of assumptions, beliefs, and prior knowledge that any knower brings to an encounter with the unknown. You can't approach anything fresh—you always come with expectations shaped by your history, culture, language, and experience. These horizons make knowledge possible (they provide the categories for understanding) and limit knowledge (they blind you to what doesn't fit). Epistemological growth isn't escaping your horizon—it's expanding it, fusing with others, and remaining aware that you always see from somewhere.

"You keep being surprised when people don't see what seems obvious to you. Epistemological Horizon of Expectation: they have a different horizon. Their assumptions, history, and experience shape what they can see. It's not stupidity—it's different standing points. Learn their horizon or stay confused."

by Abzugal February 23, 2026

Forza Horizon 6

A game that is going to make every mindless JDM fanboy wet themselves because of the fact that it’s going to be set in Japan.

I am not excited for Forza Horizon 6.

by NepgearAfficionado January 23, 2026