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Purple herpe

Pinching then twisting the skin under ones armpit, thus leaving a large bruise.
Bob wouldnt wake up so i gave him a purple herpe.
by Ressel August 6, 2016
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Holy Herpes

“Omg Pierce has holy herpes
by Shawtybae1212 June 18, 2021
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Split Herpes Soup

The thick, chunky discharge resulting from a bad case of the aforementioned sexually transmitted disease.
(see also: Chlamydia Chowder)
"I had to change underwear seven times already today because of some serious split herpes soup."
by buttfinger December 9, 2013
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Herpes

A disease that causes suicidal tendencies from chronic persistent depressions, social anxieties, the fact that member's of opposite sex can't get what they need at the most basic levels of life without demeaning themselves or secluding themselves or doing socially frowned upon thing's. It's the type of thing that ruin's an entire life based on one thing that can't be cured/fixed. There's very little to do with love when you have herpes, and is a very real reason to hate constantly for long periods of time, while secluding and making one's self a social outcast even beyond the least of the so called nerds and such. It makes one's life pointless, you can't enjoy thing's, it keep's you from fitting in any to many walks of life. It's something that has negative repercussions in the long run that add up over time I've realized. You could talk or advise, or come up with many thing's all day.........You can do thing's frowned on or applauded.

It comes down to good, bad ,and ugly.

Herpes is ugly....

But so is every STD...
Herpes is ugly. IMO.
by Jamal Rakeem Robertson January 16, 2020
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Sun Herpes

When sunburn in the facial region irritates your upper lip to a visible degree
"I had a great time at the pool yesterday. Too bad I forgot my sunscreen. I got some sun herpes that's been driving me nuts all day.
by Sebby10YNW May 27, 2020
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Herpes Muff Cup

Any multilayered stuffed dessert consisting of 5 or more dessert ingredients to include but not limited to; Reeses, cookies, cupcakes, pies, cake, and baked goods.

Originally created in a field training environment when a group of U.S Soldiers tried to create a birthday cake for their platoon leader. Using what leftovers they had from MRE's and what was left of their last chow distribution, they created the first Herpes Muff Cup (Hershey Kiss, Pie, Muffin, Cookie , cake and cup cake)
"Herpes Muff Cup" is a Hersey kiss stuffed in an oreo cookie, wedged between two Reeses cups. Stuffed in a cup cake then in a muffin. Added to a pie and put in a cake.
by Nitsua IKoto September 20, 2012
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Herp

Herp
Half a Herp but found out later it was a dumpster bump
by Dr.FatAnt.702 June 18, 2025
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