Herpes

Herpes is 1% physical, and 99% psychological. This is because the skin condition itself is mild and only causes several “outbreaks” throughout your lifetime. What is far far worse is the fact the Internet has no consensus on whether or not to tell people you have herpes before sex.
I am honored to tell everyone that I have gone through the pain and suffering required to have a definitive answer on this:
NO!!
NEVER TELL ANYONE YOU HAVE HERPES— EVER!!
IT’S FUCKING STUPID!!
THEY WILL NOT UNDERSTAND!!
IT’S NOT “NICE” TO TELL PEOPLE BECAUSE IT SCARES THE FUCK OUT OF THEM FOR DEADASS NO REASON!!

IT DOESN’T MATTER IF IT’S SOMEONE YOU’VE TALKED TO FOR NINE MONTHS , OR IF IT’S A LITERAL WHORE ON THE STREET!! DO. NOT. TELL. THEM!!

STDS ARE LOVE!!
STOP BEING AFRAID OF “ADULT COOTIES” AND START FUCKING!!

YOU’RE FUCKING WELCOME!!

Anyone to a literally anyone they want to fuck: “I have herpes”
Their response every time: “I will not have sex with you”

by Magherra June 22, 2025

El herpes

When you fuck a mexican who has aids and then you eat his ass then makes out. After that you cum inside his herpes full mouth.

That bitch gave me el herpes lol

by Sebastian esperöd November 29, 2018

Herp

Not quite a hiccup, but not quite a burp.

Oh no! I just herped in front of everyone!

by nevelpapperlady September 25, 2018

herp a derp

idk

my brother: herp a derp
me:wtf

by Xx_dorkmaster999_xX April 20, 2022

I think herpes

You literally think about "I think herpes"

IN A CONVERSATION YOU WOULD START OFF SAYING "I THINK HERPES". NOW YOU ARE BEST FRIENDS.

by D El de ton. April 10, 2020

herpes slurpee

when your girl been cheating, but you’ll still eat that bitch out

Kyle: You know Jessica sucked me off right?
Jim: Yeah, but I’ll still give her a herpes slurpee.
Kyle: Poggers.

by imtherealslimshadyyy October 1, 2020

Purple herpe

Pinching then twisting the skin under ones armpit, thus leaving a large bruise.

Bob wouldnt wake up so i gave him a purple herpe.

by Ressel August 6, 2016