salmon helmet

The sexual act of a man or woman putting thier entire head into a vagina.

Last night I gave your mom a salmon helmet.

by Destroy89 June 11, 2006

helmet hair

when you jizz in a condom and then pull it over the girls head and rub it around.

"i gave megan some mad helmet hair last night."

by Die-lon January 6, 2008

captain helmet

circumcised penis

GUY: Want to hook up?
GIRL: Only if you have been keeping Captain Helmet clean!
GUY: I always protect him, lol.

by PoolaRay October 31, 2013

red helmets

a swollen dickhead from over masterbating or vigorous sex (it turns red)

after fuck bash 2016, the dongs on set were all donning red helmets

by jhizzal June 24, 2016

helmet storm

A condition that pilots of complex technical aircrafts such as the Apache helicopter experience due to the sensory overload from the multiple systems they have to interface with in addition to the outside environment.

During that dogfight, I was trying to engage my target and communicate with my wingman and started to experience helmet storm.

by T-D March 7, 2012

helmet or pixie

women's hair styles not quit touching the shoulder -'death' of the long, 'magnificent hair', jettisoning of long, maintenance times, appropriate for 'business'!!

julia couldn't decide whether to go helmet or pixie!

helmet or pixie hair is considered much more 'business specific'!

by michael foolsley December 13, 2010

Helmet polish

1. Naturally occurring vaginal lubricant, produced when a woman is sexually aroused.

2. Artificial lubricant.

1. Man, Sharon was so horny, she was, like, just oozing helmet polish all over me!

2. Damn! Sharon wanted to butt fuck but she didn't have any helmet polish so I had to use spit. Gross!!

by Luftgescheft October 13, 2008