You can't have your cake and eat it too

you cant enjoy what is yours. you can work or you can enjoy.

example:
you work really hard and finish a report, someone else takes credit.

or

you have a gorgeous girlfriend whom only others enjoy in bed.

you enjoy fishing and eating fish, you catch a fish, but your wife eats it.

she says "You can't have your cake and eat it too"

by geneva rain August 11, 2006

Have your cake and eat it too.

Valentines Day is for the lovers, this day is for the fuckers. A day for cake and eating out- show your women some love on this auspicious day in return for the careful cooking and blowing that was bestowed upon you during steak and blowjob day. Eat your cake boys.

Also, take note- cake is a metaphor, if your lady wants steak, get her a damn steak.

whatever the opposite of steak and blowjob day is, do that.

ie: have your cake and eat it too.

by BJays July 31, 2012

you can't have your kale and spend it too

Kale is slang for money, it's not just cabbage, which is also slang for money, so you can't have your money and spend it too. It's my updated version of the idiom, " you can't have your cake and eat it too".

Put your money in a safe place son, because you can't have your kale and spend it too.

by 2B+ November 27, 2019

havetoclapaphobia

Noun- The fear that is you don’t clap during the theme song of Friends, the world will end.

Friends is coming on. Big Karen’s Havetoclapaphobia is about to kick in.

by mingus6912, jester May 12, 2020