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homeless handshake

Getting a handjob from a homeless person in exchange for a handout of money.
There are women at the shelter who will give you a homeless handshake for $5.
by J-Jo F February 21, 2011
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Bairnsdale Handshake

A term used by Victoria Police to "subdue" an irate Australian "native" by means of a compressed capsicum spray.
"Hit that fuckin coon in the face with the spray! Give him a Bairnsdale Handshake" Said the police man.
by YA-MUM June 12, 2013
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heavy handshake

When a dealer shakes the buyers hand and simultaneously transfers drugs into his/her hand.
He gave me a heavy handshake, to keep the heat off.
by Will Dearborn January 19, 2014
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Vegan Handshake

The sexual act of two vegans scissoring.
Mary and I share the same core beliefs, one of them being that a vegan handshake is the way to live, and the other one being that depriving our bodies of nutrition is the way to die.
by gunick January 17, 2015
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Thai-handshake

A completely unorthodox, improvised and off the cuff sex act.
Andrew scored a Thai-handshake from Vivien in the bathroom at the prom after party.
by urabanodictionaro May 19, 2017
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kings handshake

When you shake a mans hand and slide your handshake away. Gripping hold of their index finger and wank it off like a hooker in Las Vegas.
I shook Craig's hand and gave him the kings handshake. He loved it and jizzed in his pants.
by GTips July 21, 2017
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Iowa Handshake

The light touching of two bare penises by two men, usually upon meeting each other for the first time. The Iowa Handshake is believed to have originated in Bettendorf, Iowa, where men to this day often "touch tips" to convey trust. Today it is also common in the Highland Park area of St. Paul, MN, particularly North of Ford Parkway.
The only man you can trust is one that gives you an Iowa Handshake while he looks you in the eye
by NewMember September 3, 2021
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