Perpetual Hangover

The state of consuming alcohol at a level that you are either intoxicated or having a hangover, not allowing yourself to recover enough to function as a normal member of society.

One reason of landing in this state can be reaching the goat threshold.

Since the last time I met with Mitko my life has been a perpetual hangover.

by makopowered October 30, 2019

test hangover

That feeling on the morning after an important test when a person starts overanalyzing all of their answers to every question, often leading to the belief that they failed immensely.

"I have a pounding headache..."
"Sucks, man. Want an Advil?"
"I want my SAT prep book because of this test hangover I'm having."

by dabbleinstocks December 4, 2016

hangover sex

The art of copulation while mutually suffering from an alcohol induced hangover. Hangover sex is often referred to as a heightened sensual experience at climax (or 'awesome sex'), most likely due to the temporary reprieve from the hell of the hangover, which gives the impression its so much better because of the immense shitehouse of a hangover you had previously.

Michele: Fancy some hangover sex?
Andrew: No thanks I'm not hungover and you stink of stale alcohol.

by MrCh1nn March 15, 2015

rage hangover

When you wake up after a night out, and suddenly realise that all your friends are tools.

So I got distracted by the vodka last, but this morning I had an intense rage hangover - why are all my friends such dicks?

by Rex Georgina November 28, 2012

Anti-hangover

A strange and rare condition where a individual wakes up after a night of extreme drinking, at a earlier time than they usually wake up, feeling better than usual.

Joe: That was a hard night last night, I was wrecked this morning.
Jake: Yeah, it was wild but I had the massive anti-hangover going on.
Joe: You lucky bastard

by Zrinker August 4, 2012

Asshole Hangover

The shitty feeling you get after being an uncalled for asshole the night before.

"Damn, I treated my friends like shit for no reason, what the fuck was I thinking?"
"That's a wicked asshole hangover you got there. Better go fix it"

by Kazokone March 11, 2012

Lunch hangover

The comatose, exhausted feeling one experiences in their cube an hour after eating a power lunch. The business equivalent of a food coma.

office drone 1: "Hey, you ready to go over that absurdly complicated excel model?"

office drone 2: "Man can we do it later? I've got a massive lunch hangover."

by Andy1357 August 25, 2009