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ham whack

"I just watched Schindler's List. I don't think I can ever ham whack again."
by P. Dub September 8, 2007
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ham chandelier

What The lips of the vagina are called after they have been irritated from such things as bike riding or riding a mechanical bull for long periods.
Is your ham chandelier upset because of your spin class?
by T2216639 November 13, 2016
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cornning the ham

The act of slathering icy-hot on a fat woman's thigh then using making love to the numbed fat roll.
I enjoy cornning the ham
by cloakchoke January 9, 2011
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Side Hams

When a girl with lower back fat wears tight pants and a tight shirt and the view from behind looks like she's smuggling two hams on her sides above her ass.
"That girl would be really hot if she did'nt have those big ass side hams"
by SITKO April 2, 2008
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ham-fisting

the act of repairing things with little knowledge on the proper way of doing it. Similar to back yard mechanic but with the incentive to improve performance or resale value of the object being repaired
Did you see Nathan and Nick ham-fisting that ramp? I will probably break when they try to jump off of it.
by huck&shred March 7, 2013
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ham sammich

A meal item containing ham, normally between two pieces of bread. You can also add mayo, mustard, lettuce, tomato, bacon, and cheese. Add some chips and a pickle for a full, satifying lunch.
Jase: What do we want?

Godwin: Lunch!

Jase: What do we want?

Godwin: HAM SAMMICH!
by John Godwin February 7, 2013
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hangy ham

A girl who has very hangy vagina flaps that look like pieces of ham hanging down
"woah this girl calld sam had a reli hangy ham"

"i cud see her hangy ham thru her knickers, it was vile"

"her vagina hung down like a hangy ham"
by kdotpizzzzzlee July 22, 2009
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