halepeno

When customer orders "Jalepeno Wontons," but waitress mispells as "Halepeno Juantons"

Customer: "I'll get the Jalepeno Wontons please."

Waitress: "Sure no problem. I'll have your Halepeno Juantons right out for you." (Actually writes down Halepeno Juantons on order ticket ."

by Dag Mango October 10, 2017

haley harrell

Is a fucking hot ass girl who gets all the guys

Man Johnny wishes he had Haley Harrell

by Fuck my ass daddy November 9, 2017

haleesha

Haleesha. She the hottest of them all. She has the most gorgeous smile and the curviest of all bodies ;) She’s a loyal ass girl, or should I say woman who everyone adores! Tall girl with a big attitude and let’s no one get in her way! Boys, pffff that’s he last thing on her mind! She knows what she wants in life and won’t let anything get in her way. She does her best to look after everyone around her because it’s her nature.

“Omg look who it is, Haleesha”

“Don’t we all love Haleesha”

by Namedefiner533 January 28, 2018

Haley

One of the most creative girls you’ll ever meet! She will always be there for you and is one of the greatest friends you can have. If you meet a haley then you should never let her go! She is not only creative but a freak and isn’t afraid to let anyone know. If you don’t have a haley in your life, what is the point of existing? This blue eyed beauty will never disappoint you.

“Oh my god I wish I had a haley!”

by B.gurl May 6, 2018

Haley

A haley is one of the most beautiful, intelligent and funny girl you will ever meet. They are usually small but sometimes tall. They usually have long blond hair with beautiful eyes. They don’t take hate. Don’t mess with a Haley because they are mighty and great. Haley’s are usually very athletic. They are loved by everyone and always have the best advice. They help others and always put a smile on your face and are very full of heart. Haley’s are shy at first, but once you get to know them they are crazy and really fun. They most likely don’t tell people who they like, so u better act quick before they move on. They are the most best friends and amazing person you will ever meet so make sure to meet one!

Look at the girl rocking the sports ! Who is that, “oh that’s haley”

Look at that gorgeous sweet girl who is that “Haley”!

by John Anderson May 14, 2018

haley and andrew

The most perfect match one could ever meet. Super cute together along with great qualities amongst eachother. Very emotionally bonded and have much love for one another. They will do what it takes to make sure the other is loved and spoiled. If you have an Andrew and a Haley dating, they will be together for a lifetime

Haley and Andrew were invited to my house for dinner since they are my favorite couple goals

by Jack4309 March 22, 2018

Haley and Calob

One of the cutest couples you'll ever meet. They're the couple that single people look at and say, "Can they show each other off any more obviously?" They'll say that Haley is either too good for Calob or is a fake bitch, but Calob don't put up with that shit! Calob will fight anyone who disrespects his girl, and because of this, Haley gets really worried about him. Haley needs constant attention that Calob is willing to give, even in public!

"Is that Haley and Calob?"

"Yeah, it must be them. Look at how they're showing each other off."

"Ugh, I wish I had a relationship like Haley and Calob do."

by BiggThiccDiccBilly April 13, 2018