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human diaper

The unsubtle version of Cunt for Red October, the human diaper is when you are being spooned by your partner, lift your top leg in the air, and pull their legs between yours so it looks like they are your diaper. Then you proceed to rip ass.
I ate a bunch of mustard and relish and chocolate chips that night because Veronica totally deserved the human diaper after what she did to my brakes.
by ectofunky July 11, 2011
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kickass human

A person who does epic shit, lives life to the fullest and knows who they are. Doesn't apologize for being true to himself. Knows her purpose.
You have to be a kickass human to want to paragliding off a cliff.
by Spring13 May 24, 2017
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Human Pandora

A person who listens to a certain word and starts singing a known song relating to the word. Almost like a radio on demand.

If you are on the phone or sitting face to face with such a person and you ask "Did you see the fireworks display?", the person will take the cue from the word and start singing "Baby, You are fireworks!" by Katy Perry.
Dude, You gotta talk to her, She's a Human Pandora.
by NashtyBoy February 24, 2011
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Shredded Humans

Go to google. Type in this word followed by the word lyrics. Yes, it's by Cannibal Corpse. Now, shit your pants.
I shat my pants just reading the words to Shredded Humans... Fuck man...
by dick4brains November 6, 2011
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Human School

A derogatory term used against someone who fails at basic, low-level, standard etiquette or social mores when interacting with adults.
"Did you see that Lou 'liked' my post on Facebook that my grandmother died? He needs to go to Human School."

"Why did Lou take my ex-girlfriend to my wedding? Jerk only took shop in Human School."
by Mr Yellovich September 5, 2014
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Human troll

Someone who plays into a persons games subsequently making others, mainly authority figures, mad
My teacher told max keeling stop being a human troll
by Jaylex January 25, 2022
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human DVR

When a midget sits on top of your TV and tells you all about a show you missed.
I need to set up my human DVR to record Brooklyn Nine Nine.
by Bvig33 February 14, 2014
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