three ax handles wide

A description of an exceptionaly wide ass. Logs were at one time cut in 100 in. "sticks". the length of three ax handles end to end.
Her ass is three ax handles wide.
by delmarskid October 30, 2007
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Infinity plus shipping and handling is similar to infinity plus one. It stems from the idea that everything has shipping and handling tacked on when ordered.
"Does anybody know what's larger than infinity?"

"Nothing"

"No, infinity plus shipping and handling"

"WTF?"
by Bryan B June 03, 2005
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Quicken Loans Cattle Handle

When you pay a discount rate for a dry handjob while on a business trip to a rural area. The Quicken Loans Cattle Handle usually occurs in the backseat of a crew cab Chevy 2x4, while the handjobist's father is trying to buy dip in the Love's Gas Station. If timed improperly the Quicken Loans Cattle Handle can have disastrous results, including STI's, Blueballs or a Napoleon Complex.
Man I had to go to Oklahoma on a work trip, The wife made me promise not to do any cheating so all I did was get a couple Quicken Loans Cattle Handles to clear my head.

I got a Quicken Loans Cattle Handle yesterday, but her dad got out of the shell before I could finish.
by Kort's favorite Buttboy January 02, 2018
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handle me like a man

rough or hardcore sex basically to fuck someone hard in bed .
That bitch couldn't handle me like a man with his small cock .
by handle me like a man March 30, 2017
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you can't handle me

when you're unable to manipulate something put into your possessions or unable to control someone or something into a stable range of management.

other interpretations:
you can't handle this
you can't handle it
boy: can i talk to you for a second?
girl: no.
boy: can i just...
girl: no.
boy: well, just...
girl: no.
boy: you can't handle me, anyway.
by youcan'thandleme November 21, 2007
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oh shit handles

a large woman's love handles, used for holding on when she is having her way with a smaller man as he yells "oh shit" and desperately clinches her love handles.
"She wasnt gonna let up, so I grabbed me some of them oh shit handles and held on for my life"
by Vultron December 26, 2007
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You can’t handle me

You can’t handle me ; you can’t handle me because they’re too attractive and they’re too sexual
You can’t handle me I’m so too sexual
by thefrenchfrykeeper001 December 01, 2017
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