A description of an exceptionaly wide ass. Logs were at one time cut in 100 in. "sticks". the length of three ax handles end to end.
Her ass is three ax handles wide.
by delmarskid October 30, 2007
Infinity plus shipping and handling is similar to infinity plus one. It stems from the idea that everything has shipping and handling tacked on when ordered.
"Does anybody know what's larger than infinity?"
"Nothing"
"No, infinity plus shipping and handling"
"WTF?"
"Nothing"
"No, infinity plus shipping and handling"
"WTF?"
by Bryan B June 03, 2005
When you pay a discount rate for a dry handjob while on a business trip to a rural area. The Quicken Loans Cattle Handle usually occurs in the backseat of a crew cab Chevy 2x4, while the handjobist's father is trying to buy dip in the Love's Gas Station. If timed improperly the Quicken Loans Cattle Handle can have disastrous results, including STI's, Blueballs or a Napoleon Complex.
Man I had to go to Oklahoma on a work trip, The wife made me promise not to do any cheating so all I did was get a couple Quicken Loans Cattle Handles to clear my head.
I got a Quicken Loans Cattle Handle yesterday, but her dad got out of the shell before I could finish.
I got a Quicken Loans Cattle Handle yesterday, but her dad got out of the shell before I could finish.
by Kort's favorite Buttboy January 02, 2018
That bitch couldn't handle me like a man with his small cock .
by handle me like a man March 30, 2017
when you're unable to manipulate something put into your possessions or unable to control someone or something into a stable range of management.
other interpretations:
you can't handle this
you can't handle it
other interpretations:
you can't handle this
you can't handle it
boy: can i talk to you for a second?
girl: no.
boy: can i just...
girl: no.
boy: well, just...
girl: no.
boy: you can't handle me, anyway.
girl: no.
boy: can i just...
girl: no.
boy: well, just...
girl: no.
boy: you can't handle me, anyway.
by youcan'thandleme November 21, 2007
a large woman's love handles, used for holding on when she is having her way with a smaller man as he yells "oh shit" and desperately clinches her love handles.
by Vultron December 26, 2007
by thefrenchfrykeeper001 December 01, 2017