Genital Gargoyle

1. An unsightly growth on the genital area, usually caused by unprotected sexual activity.

See also cock goblin

2. An ugly or phallic building ornament.

Gerald would have scored with the ladies far more often, if only he could have his GENITAL GARGOYLE removed.

by Meat January 27, 2003

ass genie

The result of shoving a crack baby and Ms. Streisend up your ass, and then rub the sphincter three times in a row. You will only get one wish. He will always include a homosexual in your wish, so be careful, unless you are gay.

Tim asked the ass genie to give him a million dollars, but he got a homosexual made of a million dollars.

by Nipple Dick October 1, 2006

genital thwarts

Self-defense against a rapist.

Jenny won't have any trouble getting home at night. She teaches a class in Genital Thwarts.

by GreatWhiteMope April 19, 2009

Genital clapping

The clapping of genitalia in a heterosexual relationship, is usually referred to the physical activity of sex. The male penis being inserted into the women's vagina, then thrusting. The action is metaphorized as a clap.

Boy1: "Hey bro, what's up"
Boy2: "Nothing much, just tired"
Boy1: "why?"
Boy2: "Me and my babe were genital clapping all night"

by king1481 March 14, 2014

Geni

A girl's name
Usually abbreviated from Eugenia or Genesis
Pronounced like you would pronounce "Jenny"

My name is Eugenia, but everyone calls me Geni.

by yup yeah November 24, 2014

Sock Genie

The idea of Santa Clause was based on the tale of the sock genie, or Sock Djinn.
On the night of the sock genie when albanian children hang there socks above the mantle of there fireplace, they place a list of there greatest desires into there sock and if they are lucky then their wishes will be granted but if the Sock Djinn doesn't want to grant your wish then you will implode.

Fartmuffin: Tis the night of the sock genie!
Cunnilingus: whats the sock genie!?
Stupid little kid: Yeah whats that?
Fartmuffin: Its a genie that can grant your greatest desires, lets wish for a Flying Woodhasm!

by Misterex October 11, 2008

tag-genie

A friend who does the, sometimes tedious, job of tagging all the people in your photos. Next time you log in, you see that all of your photos have magically been tagged.

Thanks for being my tag-genie. It would have taken me forever to tag everyone in that album.

by NDD January 17, 2009