grunties

male sex organ, usually implies small size.

I mistook his grunties for a roll of lifesavers.

by Anonymous April 22, 2003

Grostholomwusous

Another way of saying um...

Grostholomwusous...I'm not really sure!

by ~NinA - March 3, 2004

Grunts

Fat toothless cunt who claims to like motorcycles but went and bought a bmx anyway!

Grunts, you suck!

Get a proper bike you usless tosser!!

by Unworthy1 May 3, 2005

Grunthos

Stupid Meany Idiot stickhead

by pablo October 10, 2003

grunties

Phallax's Sex Toy

When Phallax is bored of Trees, He gets on Grunties

by don't you wish to know June 11, 2003

grunt

in electrical transmission work, that is poles and wires, the man on the ground who supplies parts to the man/men working up the pole is called a grunt

tell the grunt to send me up one ell one blanket (rubber blanket) and six lag bolts.

by south pac flash May 26, 2009

chewing the gristle

performing the act of cunnilingus on an ugly and/or obese woman.

masticating on a tough piece of beef or pork

severing the umbilical cord with teeth

"oh my dayz bruv, i know you aint fussy or nuttin' blood, but i can't believe you chewed the gristle of fat sam, you fuckin' skank!"

"oy chunky! Get your munting fat arse over here and let me chew your gristle, ya fat bitch"

"ha ha, you fuckin' wrong'n, i heard about you chewing the gristle of that unit from 'the log and cupcake'!"

by Lord Crobfish July 28, 2009