Gordon

A name typically givin to males. Men with this name are statistically more likely to become gay/zoophilic during early puberty.

they usually have a minecraft username containing "UwU", "OwO", or ">~<"

one example of a username would be "doggygordonUwU"

Candice: yo what the fuck, is that gordon over there raping a duck-
Jerkon: *interrupts* oh that? thats totally normal for guys named gordon around that age

by Nicholas Gur April 10, 2022

Gordon

A galloping sausage.

Hey look a gordon

by joshua lionel cowen September 8, 2025

Gordon Shower

A fetish act of taking a shower in a mix of camel's piss and milk to possibly cure all diseases.

My boss wanted us to take a Gordon shower to reach a 30% boost in our immunity.

by word_wiz April 13, 2021

The Gordon Build

A guy who is insanely skinny that looks malnourished.

That guy Adrian over there has the Gordon Build.

by iHarlow October 24, 2025

Eilidh Gordon

One sexy mofo.

Y U SO EILIDH GORDON

by somerandomguy2 September 24, 2011

aaris gordon

A freakishly sexy beast who is commonly referred to as the physical manifestation of Jesus, but black. He is completely pure, and in most cases meeting him results in the ultimate orgasm. However be careful as he is highly skilled at the art of sliding in DM's and stealing your girl.

Jimmy showing the new kid, Bob, around. Jimmy: Oh shit, look its Aaris Gordon! Bob:Who tf is that. Jimmy:You don't know Aaris Gordon?!?! Oh you better get ready for the best time of your life. As Aaris Gordonapproaches, Jimmy is drooling with anticipation, and Bob is just wiondering how great this guy could be. Aaris Gordon: Hey guys what's going on? Instantly Bob understood as both Jimmy and him began twitching uncontrollably, feeling the best orgasm of their lives. It was over as soon as it started, and Aaris Gordon had already slid in and stole both of their girls. It was a life changing experience for Bob.

by @yourface January 30, 2017

Gordon the Destroyer of Multiverses

Created by the supernova of UY Scuti in the REDACTED period, Gordon had only one thought in his mind. Destroy. Gordon's 6 chicken legs can reach incalculable speeds. His turtle-like shell functions as an indestructible shield capable of protecting against anything. Gordon has 6 tentacles that have the capacity to decimate anything they touch. Gordon is a force to be feared. Gordon can not be stopped.

Person 1: "What is that?"
Person 2: "It can't be... IT'S, IT'S GORDON!"
Person 1: "Who's Gordon?"
Person 2: "Gordon the Destroyer of Multiverses."
Gordon: "RRRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA"

by Steven The Absolute Idiot October 16, 2022