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Goon

SomethingAwful ring of plagiarist, journalistic fabricators, stalkers, and journalistic hoax starters of the modern era as I have the taunt for them known as "Goons get what Goons Deserve" as it stemmed from the boxer that was a video game movie director getting into a fight with Lowtax.

I had the blog where I didn't challenge him to a fight in the ring -- I wanted to fight him in the street where I could do some serious damage. Lowtax wouldn't be given a concussion he would gotten a beat-down that rivaled the double homicide railing of the convicted murderer in The Cabbie Homicide who happened to be in my homeroom. Known Goons are AutoAim who sent a flier to my family's neighborhood and posted their address on VampireFreaks cults then wrote as my late grandmother and impersonated my family on VampireFreaks. He was tossed from the site for stalking then came back as the same damn name. DJ Pathogen and the plagiarist I was trailing for years originated in 2008 from the same website as The Hive Mind on Associated Content laid into the collective of pedophiles. According to the YouTube footage of Lowtax boxing the director, he couldn't fight for shit as in An Eye In Shadows I noted as others seen this. I had been prone to use a combination lock as a melee weapon as I also whipped a bully with a broken bike chain getting oil on his nice U-Men shirt.
SomethingAwful, what did that wop say about us on his blog?

AutoAim_CFG: Let's lift his work and bastardize his characters under the guise of fair use, we will collectively break him.
Others -- I think you should be careful of this one. He's prone to troll murder groupies as his nickname from the known crime blogger is The Administer of Agitation. He fights back with real investigative reporting and not afraid to reveal names of trolls as he does this on YouTube. Trolling the trolls is something closely associated with him.

Some noted he gave chase to a thug in Cabrini Green after doing a suicide throw from Judo on him as he studied multiple martial arts magazines and hand-to-hand combat magazines to learn effectively know where to hit with punches, knee-strikes (Krav Maga style knee strikes), boxing style punching, and came from a Greco-Roman wrestling background. He effectively threw a 13 year old gang banger into the ground on the verge of turning 14. Some had confirmed it took an off-duty cop to peel him off as he had him in a headlock and proceeded to punch the thug in the head. He wrote the book on psychological warfare as some noted rivals CIA levels as he engaged his old place with a picture of NoBama burning the Constitution as a psychological melee weapon.

The little greaseball flat out taunted us with "Goons get what goons deserve."
by illinoishorrorman January 20, 2018
mugGet the Goonmug.

Goon Squad

When a group of guys arrive at a party early in order to get way more drunk then all the guests at the party. It is also common for them to have their own theme for the party different then everyone else there. Females are a goonette squad
The Goon Squad is meeting at 7 to start drinking before the guests arrive at 9
by Boner Twerk August 6, 2011
mugGet the Goon Squadmug.

goon squad

A group of uneducated "buff" guys, who think they're the shit and put plastic spinning hub caps on their Dodge Neons. They drive around town blaring rap music but no one has the heart to tell them their radio sounds like a dying animal. Their pants are permanently stationed around their ankles and they call themselves pimps but the truth is the only girl that ever gives them lovins is their mamas.
"look Kate, here comes the goon squad to hit on us again"
by tree tree and shrub shrub October 18, 2009
mugGet the goon squadmug.

Gooned out

energized from listening to rap music for a long period of time; state where one feels like they could be a rapper regardless of race or ethnicity
"Yo every song on that meek mill mixtape goes hard"
"I know I'm totally gooned out after listening to the whole thing"
by DA BO$$ October 25, 2009
mugGet the Gooned outmug.

dune goon

1. Middle Eastern mafia members who wear their towls inside out. Rarely seen in the desert lands itself, these "goons" mostly live the goodlife in the projects while working at 7-11.
2. See also sand niger
No, I don't want a slurpee dune goon, stop hassleing me.
by RJ B January 12, 2004
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GOON SQUAD

A sreet gang originated in Polk County, Florida
aka P.C.G.S (Polk County Goon Squad)
Goon Squad wears white and black to represent them.
by Juvi D January 13, 2008
mugGet the GOON SQUADmug.

goon

The act of driving around in a car and simultaneously goating and mooning innocent passerbys. It is a simple combining of the two words.
Oh crap dude, I think we were just gooned by that car.
by PRdepartment April 19, 2009
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