goomberries

A salty type of berry

I ate goomberries today, they were so salty. I through them away

by dumbassBxtch August 7, 2021

Goombah moment

When your Italian friend says some dumb ass shit.

(Can be used on none Italians as a comparison as well)

Ex:

Tony: Hey if the world is round, then how come our maps are flat?

That is a goombah moment.

by That big WOP August 16, 2021

goom

absolutely demolishing a vape; hotboxing

"hey man, wanna go goom up the bathroom with me?"

by urdadmine September 29, 2021

goomba strap

1. Eyewear retainers worn by dads, even though they aren’t near deep water or the backcountry (e.g. full-time Croakies)

2. The back strap of one’s sunglasses, used as a chick magnet. (It does not, in fact, attract chicks.)

Hey, Dad! Your goomba strap is a little crooked.

“Hide your woman! That man is wearing a goomba strap!”

by Truly Mr. Schmidt is the Best October 4, 2021

goodmaplemonday

the goodeist mapleest surupest monday.

"yo gimmie some blueberry surrup" says 1. "NO WHAT THE HECK IS WITH YOU, ITS GOODMAPLEMONDAY!!!!!!!!"

by anonymous November 9, 2021

Goohaffee

Is a big butt boy

Wow look at that goohaffee

by Jayuwu November 23, 2021

Goochmas

That period of time between Christmas and New Years Eve, when you're not sure what day it is, as they all pretty much just blend into one.

Can also be used as a greeting for the festive season.

Merry Goochmas!

by Class A January 9, 2022