gooch zit

a purple coloured zit located on the space between your ballsack and asshole aka your gooch.
damn mitchy, your gooch zit is lookin a little infected. maybe you should get it checked out?
by sexybella555 January 22, 2019
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Gooch-squatch

When the hair in the gooch region is long and unkempt to the point that it becomes unsightly.
The woman declined to give her partner a rim job due to them having a huge gooch-squatch.
by The School of Codyism July 13, 2021
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Gooch Butter

A thin layer of smelly, sweaty, cheesy ball butter, that appears on the gooch, occurs when anyone from mexican or sweaty heritage does not shower the space between thei asshole and ballsack. It can be put on enlgish muffins and toast, and is a delicacy in Chineese Restraunts.
Waitress: What would you like to eat today sir?

Customer: I'll take the over easy eggs and toast.

Waitress: Jam or butter on the toast?

Customer: You guys got any Gooch Butter? If so, spread it thick.
by Fallensk8ter689 January 08, 2009
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gooch ball

A sport created in 2006 which involves two teams of 6, with each player equipt with a flaming red hot mace on the end of a chain. The object of the game is to use the mace to scalp the gooch of the players on the opposing team. The winning team are the first to scalp all the gooches off the opposing team.

Often played by gam toeand braggaldhino
Arghhhh i just got gooched at gooch ball

hey bragg do u want a game of goochball this afternoon

gam toe just got harshly gooched
by adam ford November 05, 2006
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she-gooch

the space between the bottom of a chick's pussy and her asshole.
some chicks have no she-gooch! It's like their asshole and pussy are just one big hole!
by Stevie Mac June 08, 2006
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Gooch Tap

A Gooch Tap is when someone gets a cylinder object and WHAM taps a dude right in the Gooch..Slightly missing the ball area. This can cause a sharpening pain.. BEWARE THE GOOCH TAP
My cousin tapped me in the gooch with a flashlight and loudly screamed, GOOCH TAP BITCH!

I walked past this hot bitch and she tapped my goocch
by Billiam Molnar January 23, 2005
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gooch soup

When a female profusely secretes love juices that trickle down between the anal and vaginal cavities forming a concoction of liquids that can be ingested by a male or female. Anal juices may contribute.
Guy 1: Dude, I made Jenny so wet last night!
Guy 2: Did she have some gooch soup?
Guy 1: Yea bro, but it tasted like ass...
Guy 2: Nice
by UofIkookachoo October 17, 2011
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