Old German folklore involving a goblin that would take the money of any children that didn't go to bed when they were supposed to. Similar to Krampus for Christmas.
by deadhead420 December 28, 2018
someone who sleeps underneath your bed and every night they get up and suck your dick in the middle of the night.
by Amunis_X April 11, 2017
Tanner goes goblin mode when he gets too drunk and you can’t decide if he’s coming back to blueberry tonight
by Blueberry Bittys January 05, 2023
by Melonie July 01, 2003
A derogatory term for a heterosexual male or a homosexual female. Referring to one who spends more time in the depths of a vaginal abyss rather than out, interacting, in the real world.
Jenna: "Hey, where's David?"
Tom: "Oh, he's stuck between Kylie's thighs again."
Jenna: "Oh my god, he is such a snatch goblin."
Tom: "True that."
Tom: "Oh, he's stuck between Kylie's thighs again."
Jenna: "Oh my god, he is such a snatch goblin."
Tom: "True that."
by oogabooga456 May 22, 2013
Getting got by The Key Goblin, is a common phenomena where a person puts down a small object (keys, remote or phone) to do a quick task only to come back and be incapable of finding the object
Person 1: I got up to go to the bathroom and now i cant find where i put my keys
Person 2: Sounds like the key goblin got you
Person 1: Fucking Key goblin
Person 2: Sounds like the key goblin got you
Person 1: Fucking Key goblin
by Crack Dealer2255 December 20, 2021
An objectively ugly/conventionally unattractive gay man who haunt sex clubs/bath houses/sex shops looking to perform oral sex on men who see them as a last resort. Another term for “bathhouse troll.”
“Hey man- how was that sex party you went to?”
“It was kind of a bust. There were one or two decent looking guys and an entire swarm of gnob goblins. I left early.”
“It was kind of a bust. There were one or two decent looking guys and an entire swarm of gnob goblins. I left early.”
by AedanRoberts February 08, 2019