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Chest Goblins

Women breasts. Usually large round, non-saggy, non-bee stings, non-mesquito bites. Fake or not does not matter, as long as they are beautiful.
Chaz: Dude, Laird, your mom has some great fuckin' chest goblins.
Laird: Ya and i got to suck on em as a baby, somethin' you'll never do.
by dylan w March 20, 2008
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nipple goblins

wen a girl has hair all over her nipples.
I was about to fuck this bitch but then i saw nipple goblins. Hairy ass hoe.
by mack donath August 27, 2008
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Goblin mode

A state of intense drunkenness leading too high levels of debauchery and questionable decisions.
Tanner goes goblin mode when he gets too drunk and you can’t decide if he’s coming back to blueberry tonight
by Blueberry Bittys January 5, 2023
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ass goblin

someone who likes to dress in a goblin costume and eat other peoples raunchy butt fruit.
My brother, Rex McCallum II, is a full fledged card carrying ass goblin.
by Melonie July 1, 2003
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Gnob Goblin

An objectively ugly/conventionally unattractive gay man who haunt sex clubs/bath houses/sex shops looking to perform oral sex on men who see them as a last resort. Another term for “bathhouse troll.”
“Hey man- how was that sex party you went to?”

“It was kind of a bust. There were one or two decent looking guys and an entire swarm of gnob goblins. I left early.”
by AedanRoberts February 7, 2019
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Scrotum Goblin

Noun
Referring to a male midget with a head height about as high as where a ballsack is located, and they often run into your scrotum by mistake.
As I made a sharp turn a scrotum goblin rammed into my ballsack

The weird new kid sure is a scrotum goblin
by 69dingdonger May 15, 2019
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goblin pocket

A part of the body often used to conceal goods such as the butthole or underboob.
His prison shank was found in his goblin pocket.
by Stumbling January 20, 2021
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