gamer's diet

verb - To play video games instead of eating food with your family, friends or pets.

noun - A diet by which video games are substituted for alcohol, nutritious food and cola.

1. I was in my basement playing world of warcraft for a week straight to hit the 80level cap. It is the best way to stay skinny using the gamer's diet.
2. Did you see Carl's on his gamer diet? He looks like he will collapse playing call of duty like that.

by nigganigganewnew September 2, 2009

gamer's fallacy

The idea that improving at videogames will actually gain the person wealth, and a very quick loss of virginity.

Sal: "Hey did you hear? Bill is training to become a pro gamer."
Jonas: "No way nigga, he got gamer's fallacy."

by Doge.Nacho June 14, 2014

gamer hoe

Differing from gamer girls, gamer hoes are ex-gamer girls who have taken gaming and sex appeal to a whole new level. Gamer hoes are the girls who prefer to pose, twerk, show cleavage, etc. for donations and attention from gamers who can't get none. Frequently seen on YouTube, Twitch, and other websites with hordes of gamer fans. They were the reason Twitch began its 'anti-slut' policy. Even if they are really good at the games they play, they are still considered gamer hoes if they fit the description above.

Gosh, that chick Lindsay is SUCH a gamer hoe. The only time she gets a lot of donations is when she twerks.

by V' August 7, 2016

gamer's legs

When you have been playing video games for too long and your legs feel numb and woozy when you try to walk.

I've been gaming too much today; I have gamer's legs.

by Dode222 May 14, 2016

gamer shot

When you get a sick shot mate.

(Gets a kill in a video game)
"Oh that was a gamer shot"

by Plimp November 24, 2016

Gamer shot

When you get a sick shot mate

Ohh, bloody hell man that was a right fine gamer shot!

by Timb man November 28, 2016

gamer's parkinsons

A noticeable shaking or trembling of the body, especially of the hands and arms, that occurs after an intense gaming session, similar to Parkinson's disease. Unlike regular Parkinson's, gamer's parkinsons is temporary and often wears off as adrenaline levels return to normal.

Man, that eight-hour session of Elite: Dangerous left me with gamer's Parkinsons for three hours!

by Maschinenmensch December 28, 2016