THE ACT OF GOING ASS TO MOUTH ON UR LOVER, THEN UNAWARE AS HE/SHE KISSES U SPITTING A PIECE OF CORN IN UR MOUTH.
by DUSTIN WRATHER October 5, 2009
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"Well, Mark was wasted and in reaching for his cell phone knocked over a glass, that fell on a power strip, that set the couch on fire"
"I see, classic Rube Goldberg Alcoholism"
"Well, Mark was wasted and in reaching for his cell phone knocked over a glass, that fell on a power strip, that set the couch on fire"
"I see, classic Rube Goldberg Alcoholism"
by Bourbonsauce January 21, 2010
Get the Rube Goldberg Alcoholism mug.Jew gold is a term for the small bag of gold that Jews wear around their neck. The purpose of jew gold is to buy heaven from God on Judgement Day. Jews carry two bags around their necks, one for the jew gold, and a decoy bag filled with rocks.
It has been scientifically proven that it is impossible to get a Jew to part with their jew gold.
It has been scientifically proven that it is impossible to get a Jew to part with their jew gold.
by Trinexx April 17, 2007
Get the jew gold mug.When someone crushes the other team so hard that he or she decides to switch sides for a better challenge. It's like making your own team hit an iceberg, but more satisfying.
Josh: "I can't believe how bad we crushed those noobs."
Hunter: "Yeah man, but it wasn't even fun. I'm switching to their team for a greater challenge."
Josh: "Aw, come on! Why are you always goldberging?!"
Hunter: "Yeah man, but it wasn't even fun. I'm switching to their team for a greater challenge."
Josh: "Aw, come on! Why are you always goldberging?!"
by Lavabirdgm July 15, 2015
Get the Goldberging mug.When in the act of fucking a girl, you begin to pound deeper and harder until you strike red gold.
Making a girl bleed when she isn't on her period.
A play on the word "Black Gold" which is oil and can be looked at striking it rich
It can only be attained by guys with:
A. Huge Rods
B. Sever Dick Curves
C. Guys with stubble on their dicks that can cut a pussy hole
Making a girl bleed when she isn't on her period.
A play on the word "Black Gold" which is oil and can be looked at striking it rich
It can only be attained by guys with:
A. Huge Rods
B. Sever Dick Curves
C. Guys with stubble on their dicks that can cut a pussy hole
My guy Marc was slamming this bitch with an absolute fury the other weekend when I heard him scream... "I DID IT, I HIT RED GOLD!!!" The sheets looked like they were covered in red food coloring!
-Marc successfully hit red gold because of his severe dick curve
-Marc successfully hit red gold because of his severe dick curve
by MF6 December 3, 2010
Get the Red Gold mug.A sexual position common in Minnesota. When you are in a walk-in fridge with a girl and are about to bang, you put her legs up over your shoulders (replicating field goal posts), call an audible and start jerking off until blasting through her legs and on to her face. At the point of impact you smack her in the face with a dead salmon and either yell "he splits the uprights!" or "field goal!". Traditionally done while wearing a Vikings helmet.
Sven: Hi there, can I get some banana peppers on my turkey club?
Shantrelle: Uh, yea, you see I can't get that for you right now. You see, we is all out of them up here and I can't get into the walk-in fridge cause Lars is in there about to kick a Norwegian Field Goal all over Monique's face.
Shantrelle: Uh, yea, you see I can't get that for you right now. You see, we is all out of them up here and I can't get into the walk-in fridge cause Lars is in there about to kick a Norwegian Field Goal all over Monique's face.
by Brett Fava Beans September 2, 2010
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Song: "San Quentin"
"San Quentin, you've been a living hell to me.
You've galded me since 1963...."
Song: "San Quentin"
"San Quentin, you've been a living hell to me.
You've galded me since 1963...."
by cash fan May 18, 2006
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