goober snatch

someone who is being "un cool"

bro your being such a goober snatch

by drayven edward hugh bonenfant November 2, 2023

Goober tech

When you do something really stupid in the game dead by daylight and it works.

"Why did you vault into that wraith and how did he miss?"
"Goober tech idk"

by Goobaw December 12, 2023

goober munch

A silly willy person/an alternative for goofy

Alex: I can’t stand wearing pants

Me: Bruh you a goober munch fr

by Memow.143 January 1, 2024

Goober Smooch

One who smooches (kisses) another’s goober (penis)
The could also be another term for Meat Riding

“Shut the fuck up Goober Smooch.”
“You are such a Goober Smooch.”

by Brennanpp January 3, 2024

goober game

goober game is a when someone most commonly described a a "dork" pulls girls mainly because he isnt an dick or because he is a dork.

Scott pilgrim has goober game.

by V1NC3NT! December 8, 2023

goober neck

Caillin mf Greer

Caillin is a goober neck bitch

by Goober neck December 10, 2023

goober schloober

Someone who is the ultimate wackiest person ever, levels of goofiness TOO HIGH!

It happens when a goober and a schloober combine- must be contained

Man, my girlfriend is such a goober schloober, i’m so scared right now

by Gary_mint_p-_- February 10, 2024