gamer shower

A shower under 10 minutes long. Originated with true pro gamers because they didn't want to waste time showering, they had to get back to their gaming sessions.
Level 1: 6-10 minutes
Level 2: 3-5 minutes
Level 3: 0-2 minutes

Guy 1, "hey, bro, I'm gonna go take a gamer shower. I'm seeing a lady soon."
Guy 2, “Fine, it better be a level 3 though!"

by longlivepeas October 22, 2019

Gamer probe

A gamer probe is when a usb type c cable is probed into ur asshole so far up then it comes out your mouth and connects to ur pc

Toby- “Damn im dying to gamer probe Maddie”
Joss -“ Thats impossible!”

by Tinkerbell sex addict November 18, 2021

NOED Gamer

Noed Gamer is a derogatory term referring to a person who uses the perk NOED in the game Dead By Daylight

Dwight: Oh he's a NOED Gamer
Nea: He gets zero pussy, got it

by OliveeGarden October 16, 2021

semi-gamer

A "semi-gamer" is a person who doesn't game often enough and just isn't good enough to be called a full gamer, but still enjoys gaming very much.

- I just finished Portal.

- Really? So do you play CoD, CS, BF, WoW --

- No, no, I'm just a semi-gamer.

by Eriam Natashal July 1, 2011

gamer's boredom

That dreaded emptiness of being bored of every game in your collection. symptomes include: depression, anxiety and frustration.

Patient: no matter what I play, I always turn off the console.

Doc: I'm afraid you have a temporary case of video gamer's boredom.

Patient: D:

by annnnonnnnymous September 29, 2011

gamer finger

when you play video games too hard and you tear up your thumb from excessive use.

Did you hear about Cole? He played Apex Legends for too long and got gamer finger.

by isaacmcb98 February 8, 2019

eptic gamer

A legendary buffoon of the gaming realm, with an uncanny ability to consistently steer into chaos and absurdity, while miraculously blaming every other player within a 50-mile radius. This rare specimen possesses the unique skill of transforming their own relentless incompetence into the fuel for epic tirades aimed at their fellow gamers.

Dude, did you see that guy yelling at his teammates for his own fifteenth death? Classic Eptic Gamer move! Now if only he could master turning left instead of right into that bottomless pit... Maybe then he could unlock the magical power of winning a single game without having a meltdown.

by HappyCleaner82 June 26, 2023