dick goblin

someone who sleeps underneath your bed and every night they get up and suck your dick in the middle of the night.

"Yo I'll pay you to be my dick goblin tonight,"

by Amunis_X April 10, 2017

nipple goblins

wen a girl has hair all over her nipples.

I was about to fuck this bitch but then i saw nipple goblins. Hairy ass hoe.

by mack donath August 27, 2008

Goblin mode

A state of intense drunkenness leading too high levels of debauchery and questionable decisions.

Tanner goes goblin mode when he gets too drunk and you can’t decide if he’s coming back to blueberry tonight

by Blueberry Bittys January 5, 2023

ass goblin

someone who likes to dress in a goblin costume and eat other peoples raunchy butt fruit.

My brother, Rex McCallum II, is a full fledged card carrying ass goblin.

by Melonie July 1, 2003

Turf Goblin

A father figure who is up-tight about his yard and grass.

Man my dad is such a turf goblin.

by BryceisCrispy May 10, 2020

Goblin Surprise

Alcohol induced event when a man thinks he picked up a hot girl in a dark club with makeup and a nice dress on, has sex that night, then the next morning wakes up to find she is a goblin looking creature.

James tells Glen, "Hey man did you see that hot Asian bartender Clint picked up last night?" Glen, "Yeah she was cute!" James, "Well Clint woke up in the morning and had a Goblin Surprise, she looked like Yoda from Starwars!"

by TuckDCconnect January 5, 2011

Scrotum Goblin

Noun
Referring to a male midget with a head height about as high as where a ballsack is located, and they often run into your scrotum by mistake.

As I made a sharp turn a scrotum goblin rammed into my ballsack

The weird new kid sure is a scrotum goblin

by 69dingdonger May 15, 2019